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@NickGates@friendsofdesoto.social
mastodon 4.7.2It would not be right if one of us had a hat and the other did not.
Favorite dinosaur: Borealopelta
Favorite place I visited once, briefly, and need to return to for a week: Lyon, France
Favorite familiar place: Point Reyes, California
Favorite burger: Zombie Burger Bar & Drinks Lab in Des Moines, Iowa
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Joined November 19, 2022
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So i have a client whose hobbies used to be crafting and cosplay. But she's disabled and can't really use her hands anymore.
Any suggestions for creative things my nerd can do without her hands, but still create & craft?
A reminder that Light Gary and Dark Gary will always be engaged in their battle
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Shit i talked about in therapy
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Shit i talked about in therapy
Today has sucked but i got to pet a neighbor #cat
#catsofmastodon
When your preschooler makes his own birthday cake (guided, and with assistance by, his aunt)
Oh no, alert the military! Tuskyzilla is approaching San Francisco!!
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Shit i talked about in therapy
Your own
Personal
Beavis
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I know what it's like to have a shitty relationship with your dad. So if #fathersday sucks for you, I'm your dad now.
TRAGEDY: My client for tomorrow confirmed her appointment with me
If there's something you need, and you can't find it at a local store, which is the least bad option?
Also stg moralizing will get you blocked, i already know they're bad
If there's something you need, and you can't find it at a local store, which is the least bad option? Also stg moralizing will get you blocked, i already know they're bad
I encountered a Gen Z client today who doesn't know how to send an email 💀
This little gorl has made a home on my live oak sapling
#spider
one car MONORAIL CAT bound for DALY CITY now arriving
Happy Bastille Day/my 14-year wedding anniversary
Why are there so many servers on masto?
And which ones defederate?
Servers are visions, but only illusions
And admins have nothing to hide
So we've been told, and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see
Someday we'll find it, the masto connection
The techies, the furries, and me
Nonchalantly pressing the fob to lock my car like a secret agent detonating a bomb in an action movie
Thanks to My Neighbor Totoro, "dongiri" is one of the few Japanese words i know
I took out some cash today and it has That Asshole's signature on it 😭
Anatidaephobia: the fear that, somewhere, a duck is watching you
"Hi, this is Nick Gates from $CreditUnion, calling to confirm our appointment tomorrow inFolsom?"
"....yeeeees."
"..."
"Sorry i forgot"
"Good thing i called you now"
Fediception [blaring, slowed horn sounds]
I've seen a couple "when has #StarTrek been #woke" posts today. So I'm going to recommend Tawny Newsome's podcast Starter Trek. Tawny Newsome is Beckett Mariner on Star Trek: Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds and Illa Dax in Starfleet Academy, as well as a former writer on Starfleet Academy.
In Starter Trek, she's been going through the "woke" episodes of legacy Trek with writer Andrew Ti. Check it out at https://suboptimalpods.com/
How is @Wallflower@beige.party like $2 bill
Me: there's a simple, one-step task i need to do
Toddler: u said wot m8
Pete Hegseth needs to chat with @coachgowron@tenforward.social
Oh no did i eat Taco Bell lettuce
I'm sorry what
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@inthehands no lies detected
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@timberwraith @farah the one orange, one slice of salami, one slice of cake, one pickle, one ice cream cone, one slice of watermelon, and spice must flow
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@futurebird@sauropods.win im assuming i have a time machine in this scenario
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@futurebird@sauropods.win they werent ready for the snib snab
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@futurebird@sauropods.win can i also see a live opabinia on my trip (y/n)
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@plut0nian you get a gold star ⭐️
Saw 2 species of bunnies on my bike ride today. Although can you call jackrabbits (or hares, thanks Britons) bunnies?
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@mattblaze@federate.social @alice@lgbtqia.space we would not be in bed a week later, worrying about the time when we mentioned we saw a tesla and was immediately called a nazi sympathizer
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@ifixcoinops i only like pennies because theyre the only denomination in Anerica where you can sometimes find one more than 100 years old
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@minmi or on Bay Area hiking trails
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@minmi it was a shock moving to the Bay Area* in 2016. It was way less weird than i was led to believe.
*Vallejo counts, dammit
My son went to day care and all i got was this lousy virus
Here's a question: i've never used an #AI chatbot or whatever, and i'm not about to start. But do they ever say "i don't know?"
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@alice@lgbtqia.space plenty of archaeopteryx still using ARPANET
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gross anniversary NSFW