I just needed to post this for my own sanity.
Something weird is going on with the younguns.
Their eyebrows are flowing in the wind, apparently. So much so that they need product.
1st world problems need a new league.
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His name be trolling.
I'm sure he's a wonderful footballer.
Please, Dutch people, stop calling your kids Jizz and Woop, and such. My tear ducts can't handle anymore.
This is comically comprehensive and scientifically proven - within reason - set of detailed instructions on how to reproduce nachos in the microwave.
@markwoll@universeodon.com
Only if the cosmetic industry can convince us that it's a problem for all ages.
I am entering into the nasal hair era myself.
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Laserpig has a good video on Elon being a dick about the F-35, if you're into that thing.
He's never wrong.
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Indeed. What doesn't break you makes you stronger. 😄
They all like to party hard, footballers that is.
Getting in the mood for the Swiss Holiday.
This can only be achieved by listening to Doris Mueller.
Listen to Chum-Sae-Sae-Sae by Doris Mueller on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/gswnH
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I don't think he has a whistle to blow. That's the real shame of all of this.
I guess technically, he has 5.
Izzy, wizzy, let's get busy. Oi oi savaloy.