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What a stupid traitorous treasonous murderous pedophile junkie piece of racist shit.
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Elon Musk is a pedophile.
Elon Musk is a rapist.
Elon Musk is a junkie.
Elon Musk is a South African alien criminal.
Elon Musk is a racist piece of shit.
Elon Musk is dumber than you, but his rapist daddy paid for his whole life of ease and leisure. And when you've never had to do anything, it all looks easy.
Elon Musk is an unloved friendless loser who spoots into a tube and pays women to gestate his pupa in the hope he can manifest someone who will love his dumb-ugly ass.
Elon Musk is insane.
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@paninid@mastodon.world
I hope his penis just rolls back up in him and dies from embarrassment and eats his stomach out during a chainsaw gag in front of Tesla investors.
Or a bee in the mouth.
Elon is still killing people from ending USAID.
His whole life is a 'hit list' of filthy white affluent grievance retalition.
What is the Zendaya cult about?
And her little Tom, too.
Y'all're fucking weird. Suuuuper weird.
Stop worshiping things.
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@Jgbird@mas.to
Friend of mine, gone awhile, was a true desert hermit. Did tortoise and desert-life rescue.
A roadrunner he'd become friends with out in his boonies would greet him for morning coffee by doing a dance with her wings splayed out, spin a few circles.
He called her Clarice. 😄
Wish I still had that photo in full flare he shared.
He bankrupted casinos.
He bankrupted casinos.
American economy is a casino.
He's bankrupting the casino.
But it never works on Americans even after putting their hand on the stove 8 times, refusing to believe the hot orange thing is even hot, and feel compelled to push 300,000,000 other faces onto the burner to feel better and forget, instead of turning the stove off and leaving to get a bandage.
The human economy in America is spite. And it's never weakened against reports or forecasts.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
May the orcas shit him deep. 🖕
First, buddy, do some work. Then complain about workers. Fella.
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@Nonilex@masto.ai
Welcome to the Dork Ages.
We're all gonna die cuzza dumb junkie holy white rapists.
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@medieval_illuminations@mastodon.social
"I wish you wouldn't eat honey before you kiss me. It's, like, two days to the next water."
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@streetartutopia@mastodon.online
Ogle Goggles
Rape Shades
Stalktacles
Run-Away Bans
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
Makes me anxious. Like a sky full of satellites.
Ten years ago I'd've been moved differently.
Anyone explained to the Israelis why they get open and vocal support from Nazi groups? Anyone explained to the Nazis why they can't bash their Zionist allies? Yet.
Pete and Bibi being so chummy the other day is gonna be weird when Pete has to shackle Bibi for conversion to Trumptianity-in-Christ.
But before that, Pete & Biibs will 'convert' all the cops-of-color who filled their death camps so quickly for them, as a reward.
Impulse-driven fuckups.
I don't even know who runs my country.
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@vicfroh@mastodon.social
When your priest asks "Had your weekly mouthful of Jesus, Billy?" you need to run.
Take-up real cannibalism. You'll do less harm.
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@QasimRashid@mastodon.social
Mark Zuckerberg cries in the shower. He builds such large structures primarily for the safety of few ever hearing his wretched sobs, wet hands slapping the illegally-mined marble nose of the giant sculpture of his impassive face that stares back in constant judgment of Mark Zuckerberg's friendless, loveless, soulless, artless existence.
Mark wants to be a real boy, why he had the tear ducts package added. But he will never be. And so he destroys and preys between crying jags.
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@ra6bit@infosec.exchange
Based on the number of these I sat through in the PT waiting room, yeah.
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@QasimRashid@mastodon.social
I matured in Austin during the 80s/90s. I had more than a few trip-ups with APD. By all counts I should've at least been arrested some of those times. Maybe shot. I walked everywhere, at all hours. Snuck out, snuck in. There were a few rookie situations that I understand solidly only remained instructive and comically anecdotal, because I was a suburban white kid. No matter how much of a scumbag I looked like, cops trusted my lying ass to be straight with 'em.
That's privilege. 😶🌫️
I think Elon just wants to get to Mars to find-out what fucked it up there to do it here faster.
I'm convinced he is bent on ending himself and taking us with him. There is simply nothing else to explain him.
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@arrrg@kolektiva.social
Because the Saudis are just one of the owners of Trump's disgusting rapist fuckin' ass. That's why. He only supplicates to bigger monsters than himself, and MBS gives Trump sadist boners.
Plus, he feels like a big manly man trading nuclear bombs. It's no different than Matchbox cars or baseball cards for his sloshy water-head.
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@ancient_catbus@jorts.horse
I'd like to bet on how soon one of these prick-bastard vampire fucks meets a tire iron from someone who feels wrongly-predicted.
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@paninid@mastodon.world
No flag was planted without his logo plopped next to it.
His dad touched girls. At least one we know.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
My mother, a registered nurse, was made to do laundry during a strike, tripped, broke her hip, received no assistance, drove her Irish ass home in a POS Renault stick-shift to tell us she think she broke her hip and couldn't get out.
Was told "nah, can't litigate. You lifted the bag."
That finally broke what was left of my parents aspirations, becoming resignations. It was nothing but a downward struggle for them after that.
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@QasimRashid@mastodon.social
What a manly alpha bro he must feel like on his off-time in a rental across from middle schools.
You know who NEEEEEEEVER protests Benjamin Netangoddamnyahu coming to town? American Nazis.
Huh.
Prolly cuz they're the same fucking murder-rape clan of savage angry-boys.
Simpatico.
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@parismarx@mastodon.online
He feels so challenged by questions over his actions that he wants her dead.
That should be enough to freeze everything he has and lock him in a rubber room.
The drug-addicted subprime toddler of leisure is the absolute death of us all and people who have a tiny bit of money just love him and want to be him.
It makes me happy that there is not 1 person who fucking cares that MITCH MCCONNELL IS DEAD.
But it makes me sad that they don't care about him, because of what they're gonna do to us using his carcass.
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@Strandjunker@mstdn.social
Ask the union-busting, NDA-happy shitty dickholes that own Natural Grocers.
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@Silversnapples@mastodonapp.uk
So, did I get that right? The Post writing suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
He had a conversation with a stinger acting as his victim's grandmother, and spilled his whole scheme before cops cuffed him in a quiet place to avoid upsetting his MIL, and he then blamed his sickness on his wife not being the matrimonial release mechanism he requires to not be a pedo, and then said he wished he was the fake girl's father?
Holy fuck, we raise awful, awful white boys here.
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@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
Giving a Loomer room to move is absolutely suicidal. It's how you always get more Nazis, Lana.
Fucking people don't fucking seem to fucking get that there is NEVER a fucking space to fit a fucking Nazi voice. It's an absolutely inviolable law of not-having Nazis. Or you breed them. There is no mediation or control. These soft dummies. They do it because they believe their own failures will one-day need absolution. It's stupid.
Culture Club is on 'The A-Team' playing a shitkicker bar in a tiny hick town and the entire place is bopping along to Boy George dressed like my Aunt Rickie with the Subaru Brat. He's now helping Murdock pick a lock with a bobby pin, even though he has a spiked and shaved haircut. How absolutely 80s. 🤘
That was a trend in the 80s, showcasing either hot new bands, or bands trying to reach new audiences after flagging.
When I'm sewing and it's taking too many seconds to thread the needle, I actively avoid saying "Just go in the hole" because I don't need Steve Carrell showing up here to talk shit.
I will sometimes ask if it's too good for its home. 😳
Important text exchange.
Me: I found pudding
Not-me: You should eat pudding
Me: A second then?
"Now I have the tallest building in Manhattan."
A greasy stain called Donald as the second tower collapsed thanks to the Saudis he just gave nukes to.
What a neat place we got here. 👍
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@paninid@mastodon.world
"Don't spoil it for me. I wanna see if Jesus ever gets married."
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@Binder@petrous.vislae.town
What the hell are we gonna do with the guest pickles now? Fucking Nutella? Oh, here, Louise, waft this unrinsed empty mustard bottle around your gherkin, it's an aromatic nibbling experience. I'm going to the store.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
I've decided, for my sanity, the Constitution was written exactly for a skin tag like Trump. The powdered wig boys just didn't have it together to achieve this scope of grasp, so they left every possible loophole and ambiguous interpretation for the future for some utterly corrupted colonizer to complete.
His lawyers are designed to each find and destroy whatever weak support holds every law.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
All I know is liars often lay cover for their bullshit well in advance.
Feels like a lie.
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
I'm gonna wash that man right outta my couch
I'm gonna sterilize the shit outta any couch that creeper sat on
And send him on his birthday🤪
Don't blame Capitalism. Blame the Capitalists.
Fuck you in your ai.
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@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
I imagine Carr is looking at how to envelope all networks under his blazer and turn all media into TrumpTV 24/7.
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@medieval_illuminations@mastodon.social
Originally it was Michael who was given the horn, but he couldn't stop saying "Pull my trombone" and making the place stink like sulphur for 1000 years. Then Jesus started joining him and it was too much.
So Mike got a sword instead. Everyone up there's already dead. But they still got noses.
Jesus Christ is a colonizer.
I'm ecstatic that a room full of what used to be reporters, is chillin' on a Sunday after King Rape wore a 2028 campaign hat.
You fuckers failed. Look it up. It's just before 'failure'.
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@cdarwin@c.im
Another Republican grift using soldiers for the lever. Hegseth's wife is gonna rake-in muh-hillyunz and buy new homes they'll never see since Pete can't stay away from his boys on base for long.
Look.
If your dumb broke ass is chiming-in to defend a techbro, a billionaire, a CEO, or a politician, just go fuck a drunk alligator instead. No one wants to hear it.