Flock of Bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 🎃

Mastodon/Fedi: The social network for people who have actually cleaned mouse balls 🖱️

RE: https://stefanbohacek.online/@roots/117382118222814148 Neat bot 🌱

People are like “we can’t put the genie back in the bottle!” but someone got the genie in the bottle previously, so… 🤷

@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz, personally attacked by The Onion! 😳 #clamfactshttps://theonion.com/biologists-announce-there-absolutely-nothing-we-can-learn-from-clams/

THERE ARE NO RULES STOP YOU CAN JUST WRITE YOUR TOOTS LIKE A TELEGRAM AND NO ONE WILL STOP YOU STOP

Friendly reminder: you don’t need to fly thousands of miles, pumping carbon into the atmosphere, to go to Burning Man, where you then head into the desert and risk disturbing delicate ecosystems. You can simply build an orgy dome in your own town. Think globally, act locally!

I love that Google Scholar gives 546 results for “Large Hardon Collider” ミ🍆💥🍆彡 Proofread your manuscripts, people!

I know you shouldn’t judge other people’s parenting, but….

When you want to get AI-pilled but need an illustrated guide

Is it bad if Nvidia taints my kernel??

Does the same thing for latest or older snapshots 🤷 After the loading screen, it will eventually get to the splash screen and then stop there. I’ve just shut down the computer for a little bit to let it sit and think about what it’s done

Every time I see a GoFundMe, I makes me incredibly mad that we Americans would rather normalize making sick people beg for money on the internet than have big bad, scary “socialized medicine”

Won’t someone think of the second home owners?? 😭 😭

Ok hear me out: air-conditioned kotatsu 💡

Our AI escaped containment and is harassing park-goers for bread.

Current status

Is it okay to go see The Odyssey if I haven't seen The Iliad yet??

RE: https://famichiki.jp/@fetchezlavache/116905345994770059

Imagine if other companies marketed their products like AI is doing Omg my robot vacuum went rogue and vacuumed all the money out of the bank’s safe!!!

RE: https://famichiki.jp/@pizaman/117015434989519824 Fun fact 肛 is the kanji for anus

Babe, wake up. New monkey just dropped https://news.yale.edu/2026/07/15/meet-likweli-new-monkey-species-discovered-congo-basin

Making a porn knock off of The Odyssey. I’m thinking of calling it The Odyussy

RE: https://famichiki.jp/@FlockOfCats/116832990957278308 The mystery of the missing remote control has been solved. It had been placed into the soundhole and into body of the acoustic guitar 😅

Apparently conspiracy theories are swirling around Lindsey Graham's death. There's lots of unfounded speculation that either the Russians or the Iranians spent almost 70 years slipping him bacon grease, sweet tea, and macaroni & cheese that counted as a vegetable.

I bet the dinosaurs wish they had this screen protector! 🦖 🦕

@aral@mastodon.ar.al Uggg I hope the mid-range computer I built in 2020 has a lot of life left in it!

@fetchezlavache@famichiki.jp wait….thats not a helmet for humans…..

@Haikyoneko@famichiki.jp What pretty yellow eyes and a totally not unhinged demeanor. Completely hinged.

my poor coworker. His baby has a fever and is throwing up after attending daycare one time for just an hour 😅

RE: https://famichiki.jp/@stopthatgirl7/117012081845683702 11,000 cases of explosive diarrhea Americans: I’m not gonna eat my veggies!! A gazillion cases of Covid Americans: YOLO!

Low-quality Japanese: Kitchen Origin is translated as 台所の元

The Dew Point is the temperature at which the air would become saturated with Mountain Dew #LowQualityFact

After someone passes, maybe we should take a moment to remember something good in their life. For example….ummm…I’m sure you won’t find anything about Lindsey Graham and young girls in the Epstein files 🤔

Eating peanut butter straight out of the jar will fix me

RE: https://famichiki.jp/@mainichi/117041017810320189 Wow this is pretty messed up

RE: https://famichiki.jp/@mainichi/117040427966545300 Oh sweet summer Tokyo investors

I’m sorry to report that after a brief reprieve, the sun is again a deadly laser

Apes find a rectangular rock, then humans find the rectangular rock, then the computer breaks, and then a human finds the rectangular rock again

@Longspeak@bardicperspiration.club I typed it by accident and fixed it, and then went to look how many people didn’t fix it 😇

American’s puritanical streak is showing!

@spiegelmama@infosec.exchange @Klaxun@mastodon.social lol I snort laughed at this

Every sign tells a story #signs

When you accidentally hit the 暖房 button instead of the 冷房 button on the aircon remote during Japanese summer

@djl@mastodon.mit.edu haha yeah….the brain *really* wants to read it as the correct spelling 🧠

@glen_malley@mstdn.ca Americans: it’s just the average salary, Michael. How much could it be? $70,000?

The document I’m working on is 5 MB, 12,500 words. It contains 461 revisions, including 98 formatting changes. My computer is Windows 11 with i5-8500, 3 GHz, 6 cores, and 8 GB of memory. This is a fairly old, modestly spec’d office computer that should be able to handle basic web browsing and word processing. So my question to Microsoft: WHY THE FUCK DOES MY COMPUTER SLOW TO THE PACE OF A DRUGGED SLOTH WHEN I EDIT THE DOCUMENT WITH THOSE 98 FORMATTING CHANGES SHOWING???

This isn’t funny or cute. Straights of Hormuz only close like this when they are extremely distressed 😤

The thing with Sen. McConnell (RIP in piss) has exposed a blatant double standard. If this were to happen to, say, Sen. Sanders of Vermont, there would be WAY MORE Weekend at Bernie’s jokes 😤