When I initially saw the design for the centaur robot in the doorframe I thought, ok. It's not amazing design but someone wanted to cook with gas. But with the horns it loses something. It goes from "what is with this head shape?" to "oh. I do that better." They won't even put her in go-go boots in the commercials. Very sad
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I came away from watching that exchange respecting him more. Don't let these so-called "family members" in the pocket of Disney+ dim your light king
TheDivorcedDutchman when TheMarriedBelgian walks in
It upsets me how Ken Jennings so effortlessly pisses off the worst people alive by being both a perfectly fine TV host and, despite it, a normal poster. He manages a kind of windmill perfect defense style that lets him land normal blows on people who should be several disposable aides deep
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If it was "yoda baby" it would imply that it was a generic baby first, of which 'yoda' is a modifier. Because it's "baby yoda," that makes 'baby' the modifier. Ergo baby yoda is Yoda before being a baby. So he's Yoda.
I love having carpentry videos on in the background as I work. I'll be typing away and quietly hear "the truth is that any mouthbreathing peckerwood can make a dovetail drawer and for hundreds of years every mouthbreathing peckerwood did make dovetail drawers, so you can too" and I nod and murmur "that's right" as I keep going
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@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style The jury's out
Adult Game Titles has taught me above all else that most ero game devs are LAZY. If they can get away with titling their game "Hentai Vagina" they will. As a society we don't have to accept this. We deserve a better class of Meet'N'Fuck knockoff
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@triz Showing up in white socks to the Hot Topic. Everyone laughs at me until it causes me to cry and my mascara runs more than any other girl there and suddenly everyone else looks foolish
Yes, and you call them blue angels despite the fact they are unfortunately still alive
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@stone@goblin.camp @fortunos@monads.online I disagree. I think it really is baby yoda in the future and he's the mandalorian
Happy 4/20 to my dad who has spent his retirement very happily pivoting into trying and failing to smoke today's weed after not smoking since the very start of the 90s. A noble and brave endeavor, I don't have the stomach for that sort of thing
"The Rugrats theme is by Mark Mothersbaugh/Devo" is one of those things that I would just never guess but that immediately makes full sense upon hearing it
The technical term is bragina
Damn. Looks like Washington is Fucked in terms of wildfires. Our turn at the Conan wheel after skipping the heatwave this summer. After the entire state received two (2) snowflakes all winter, this is the result. C'est lavatory
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@stavvers@masto.ai not that I am at all disagreeing with the notion that the stress upon nofap and effectively masochism is not effectively distilled from a ready devotion to the most popular forms of American (and therefore widely disseminated) forms of protestantism and most mainstream Catholicism, but there are cultural examples of this right-wing terror regarding the body and a sort of loss of virility further back than what we'd call Russian interference. Suspicion regarding bodily pleasure as a vector of infection by the evil and cucked/soy world, especially the notion that it is basically evil and gay to ever give pleasure of any kind to another (but also that it's a sign of weakness to experience it at all) seems both prevalent and longstanding in right-wing kook circles that see the material body as merely the outer marker of and container for some set of value-laden properties (race, sex, often enough class) that are forever both innate/immutable and under threat
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I'm sure I'm paraphrasing, but the gist had something to it
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@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style I disagree. I feel strongly that the second Wind Waker came out, every Circuit City in America should have been the site of urban warfare. Gamers must have principles
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Used up maybe, 1⅓rd 10ml vials? Maybe not quite that much. Boy my little sharps bin has barely crossed that finish line, but it's convenient that it seems like it holds exactly one year's worth with my regime
Checking my spam again. That's right grandfather
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@BDA@monads.online Given that he didn't have a name at the time besides baby yoda, it was a difficult argument to counter without being presumptive. And as far as we know, he's still right
Tony Dokoupil Found Dead in Public Toilet in San Francisco's Chinatown District, Coroners Suspect OD, State "It's Understandable," "Probably Even a Good Idea"
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@stavvers@masto.ai It is clear there's a kind of atheist-to-catholic-to-orthodox pipeline but I'd argue much of that is an aesthetic push. The scrubbing of almost anything resembling practice from protestantism especially in America left a lot of guys prone to right-wing thought without anything like an immune system against the appeal of a more 'realized'-looking system that has a longstanding set of bells & whistles for them to engage with. In their mind I think they'd really like to be space marines, rather than orthodox monks per se
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They pay me in worms. Just worms
Officer before you search my car I just want you to know that although I am not a fentanyl user myself, I just bought this car from someone who dealt in massive, industrial quantities of fentanyl patches which instantly deliver 50g of fentanyl and cyanide if touched by any cell on the human body, and due to static electricity they will attach to skin at the slightest movement. In fairness this car was a fantastic deal and technically I don't think there are any of said patches left inside, he's trying to clean up his act. Just, fair warning.
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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos @jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style if I'm being honest I wouldn't even call this a redesign. Instead I think this has a high likelihood of being a form of guerilla marketing which is clearly very successful. I would never have known or cared that there is a new Starfox game—and in fact I still don't know or care—without the porn meta
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@josie@egirls.gay Mm. Strong the forcefem is with this one. Become a baby in the future, I must
Trying to actually think about which pokemon is my least favorite. Much harder choice than which one is my favorite. I don't think it's fair to actually give it to regigigas I'm just kind of sick of its shit, but if we're going by design, that's a very hard question. I will say that you could not pay me money to interact with a Quaxly
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@senj@surf.cyberspace.club pitching HOAs like that's a benefit is where this really starts to blow my mind
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Oh it was the 2nd yesterday. Not the 1st. Well. Shit
My only real wish is that Werner Herzog and Pedro Pascal read for one another's roles
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@req@monads.online @kate@shrike.club they're performing blood alchemy as fast as they possibly can. "First make it work, then make it efficient."
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@soft all roads lead back to Ogtha
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@IntrepidVector@glaceon.social @georgespolitzer@monads.online Constantly thinking of that Onion "news from the future" bit where the head of what's left of the US is like "you don't deserve empty promises. You deserve to die!" but is critiqued during his term for having not delivered on his promise to obliterate all life
@triz a shiddy's slammer you say...
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@SapphicGiraffic oh, cunt
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I find it repugnant to think of celebrating this, but unfortunately I can think of really nothing I would rather have happen to Seattle besides the place getting absolutely swarmed with trans people. Please choke us to death. I get that this is very very bad, but like. It is a serious improvement for the place
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@josephbenton@monads.online these here papist ponies ain't makin a lick a sense
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@georgespolitzer@monads.online I got days mixed up
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@idiotthembo@egirls.gay @wandrew@godforsaken.website There was a Jack in the Box commercial about pickleball injuries in like 2008
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@stavvers@masto.ai many adult converts from protestant backgrounds have very similar root issues even as their goals and aesthetic preferences differ on a surface level. For instance, converts to "Taoism" feel quite comfortable citing English translations of two or three works they read on their own as though these readings (best for them if the texts are root texts vague enough that almost anything can be projected onto them) are authoritative, sometimes (often enough) directly to practitioners in China itself. They come about these projects of conversion as projects of finding some backing to their media-received notions of what Christianity "looks like" and who is its keeper, even as it's clear they are part of the same aesthetic project as, say, Hegseth and his notion of a protestant crusader. In this sense, it might not be such a good idea from the perspective of the Orthodox church to go rushing towards direct recruitment from protestants. I'm drifting from your main thrust tho, sorry
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@stavvers@masto.ai true but I suspect it is probably a narratively useful overlap rather than engineering proper, in the same way many (esp. European) racists love LOTR and use it for recruiting despite this not being Tolkien's goal even though his moral geography draws from the same well which feeds Eurocentric theories of race. Much of the gritty aesthetics of space marines in modern media owes as much to Call of Duty as to crusaders, for instance. What I'm saying isn't that they are totally without relation, but that to the extent there is appeal to Orthodoxy for reactionaries, I might caution even the Orthodox church itself that, just as with adult Catholic converts, often enough these guys are converting to an idea of a kind of exoticized (in the "the past is a foreign land" sense no less than geographically distant and prone to a kind of orientalism) older and thus 'truer' (more 'hardcore') practice with more options for granting their preexisting ideas bona fides through rules lawyering.