Garden Punk

The fun bit is when people think I'm confused and explain to me that "Franco-American" is something to do with italians... CAUSE OF FUCKING SPAGETTI-Os

@emd@cosocial.ca BC appears to have, or have had, a native plant society. Maybe hit them up? https://www.vcn.bc.ca/npsbc/

@sus@timeloop.cafe Might not be. I may apply anyway and cross my fingers but without documented proof that my great grandparents were born before their parents moved to the US all I got is a marriage certificate where they put the city they were getting married in as their place of birth... which I'm pretty sure wasn't true.

@sus@timeloop.cafe Apparently if i (or my dad) qualify then we just are citizens, so its not a costly immigration process. I just pay the same $75 bucks for a citizenship certificate that anybody in Canada pays. I guess the already clingy Canadian citizenship laws werent clingy enough lol. It can't be this easy.

Two principaled libertarians walk into a bar... and are immediately thrown out for loudly harassing people about age of consent laws...

@MikeDunnAuthor Hope he enjoys Texas. Please let the golden gate hit his butt on the way out!

@diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk But what of the corn?

Any #Canadian #Lawyers know if I've got this right? My Grandfather was born in the USA to french Canadian citizens*, so he had canadian citizenship (even though he never used it). So under C-3 my father qualifies and because of that so would I and my kids. But my kids would have to live in Canada for at least 3 years before passing it to further kids born after 2025* right? (If those kids were also born in the US obv.) *At least one, not sure how to verify their births since these would have been two undocumented kids or young adults born around 1900 who seem to have given their birthplaces as being in the US sometimes and sometimes in Canada for obvious reasons.

Looks like I'll remain a yankee doodle anarchist, despite most of my family being sure they were born in Quebec everything I can find on my Great Grandparents insists they were born after their parents emigrated. Still if you have Canuk grandparents or parents its worth looking into. Might apply anyway and see if they have better records than I do lol.

@lostgen@det.social Conspicuous catholicism. I gurantee he doesn't do that every ash weds. @prolrage@todon.nl

@aral@mastodon.ar.al @lain@lain.com I'm going to start using "decentralized" as a meaningless superlative like this. Man, we made some completely decentralized nachos last night!

@sarahtaber@mastodon.online You are all far too thirsty. My first thought was a Whammo Water Wiggle of death lol.

@prolrage@todon.nl "The wealth of the richest is not money in an account to go on holiday with." And yet he absolutely goes on luxurious holidays, owns an abundance of luxury housing, and probably a fair few novelty manly man cars. Wonder where that money comes from?

@teruterubozu@toot.wales In fairness, growing from seed isnt always trivial. The neighbohood cats have made it an uphill battle.