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Bonus #TrekJokes
Q: How many #Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Klingons do not fear the dark.

Q: How many #Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends how much Latinum you are willing to pay.

Q: How many #Starfleet officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends if it would violate the Prime Directive.

Q: How many #Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just try to convince you that there are five lights.

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I hope this gives you a much-kneaded laugh today.

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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: How do you know where the Easter Bunny hides his treasure?
A: Eggs marks the spot.

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Bonus #DadJokes
Q: What do you call a knight who’s afraid to fight?
A: Sir Render!

Q: Why did the knight bring a pen to battle?
A: Because the pen is mightier than the sword.

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Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call a fake blarney stone?
A: A sham-rock.

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I tried to say, "I'm a functional adult," but my phone changed it to "fictional adult," and I feel like that's more accurate.

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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?
A: Hip Hop!

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What with #Tornadoes coming through my home state of #Illinois today, I thought this would be a good time to explain the difference between the phrases #TornadoWatch and #TornadoWarning ...

WATCH: Conditions are right to make a tornado. Stay alert, and don't sleep naked.
WARNING: A tornado has been sighted near you. Get your a$$ in the basement!

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I'll just leave this here and let the chips fall where they may...

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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hare-line.

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Hope it's not too late for this #PiDay post...

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi.

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Despite having been mocked out of the theatres immediately after its release, I am still seeing a few reviews pop up in my social media feed for the #MelaniaMovie .

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#HappyEaster!

BONUS JOKE:
A man was leaving a bar when he was stopped by a nun. She began lecturing him about the evils of alcohol and how if he didn't change his ways, he would eventually end up in Hell. The man asked her, "Have you ever even had a drink in your life?" To which the nun informed him that no, she had not.

The man offered to buy the nun some whiskey so she could know what it was she was preaching against.

The nun said, "I couldn't possibly! What would people think? However, if you would bring it out in a coffee mug, I'll give it a try."

The man agreed. He went back in the bar and ordered some whiskey in a coffee mug.

Upon hearing the order, the bartender exclaimed, "Oh no, is it that damn nun again?”

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