If you rewrote this is a 5 page short story, Readers Digest would've rejected it as "pointless and silly."
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Wow, that wasn't just bad, it was egregious. It gave the finger to every precept of good cinema. The writing and direction was as bad as Manos, but with better production values (a low bar to step over)
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As I like to say...
Well that was a thing. Thanks friends and see you next time ❤️#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #wizardofmars
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Time keeps on tickin tickin tickin
Into the fuuttuuuuuuuuuuuure
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#monsterdon I think this film invented the St. Elsewhere ending
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I know why the civilization collapsed. An entire civilization enthralled with steampunk cannot survive.
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"It is the symbol of time common to all races."
"A pocket watch?"
"What? What the fuck is that? Of course not!"
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This could've been a short story.
This should've been a short story.
20 minutes of movie, tops. 30 pages of story, tops.
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Waking up from mindless dust
My brain is enormous
My planet rust
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how much exposition that doesn't move the story along are we going to be forced to endure?
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The power!
THE POWER!
- John Carradine
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"We should be able to reach the plateau by 3 in the afternoon!"
A perfectly usable measure, on Mars. When, as you already said yourself in narration, YOUR WATCHES DON'T WORK.
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"This is our 14th take, and there's footprints all around us. Should we rake them out or cover them or anything?"
SHUT UP KEEP ROLLING
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