Not really seeing Xiahou blow some leaves as thrown stabbing weapons. Maybe that technique is not entirely practical.
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Did I just see Xiahou pull a stance?
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@ianwday@twit.social Happy you could make it!
Today waa SUPER Plot Dense 🤣 #KungFuSat 🗡️ #SwiftSword
Flying Wheelchair Formation! #KungFuSat 🗡️ #SwiftSword
These MFers really just walking into Dutch's trap like a noob Predator.
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"come out and be killed"
who could resist such hospitality?
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"hiding for over a decade"
even the writers have lost track of the timeline
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@klu9@ohai.social @allanb@mastodon.social
You know what this movie could really use?
SHARKS!
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Imagine your grand daughter walks in with her new boyfriend and starts kicking you and your 4 hard-ass mates ass. 🤦♂️😖
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@allanb@mastodon.social @AlienCG@mstdn.social Physics don't exist in the Shaw Brothers universe -- and occasionally, neither does audio 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ #KungFuSat 🗡️ #SwiftSword
some weeks we have zero plot.
Today we have "pay attention or you'll be sorry" levels of plot
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The Cold Blooded Five, a gang of rapists and thieves, appear really great at getting 30 of their relatives killed as vengeance for their crimes.
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"Leng" can mean COLD.
So Cold Blooded Five Killers #KungFuSat 🗡️ #SwiftSword
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#KungFuSat 🗡️ #SwiftSword so I'm right -- crossdressing punk is Bai Yipeng's child... but a teenager, and but he said it's only "10" years later.
Sigh. Soap opera timelapse.
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@klu9@ohai.social Those three evildoers figured out he's a she -- huh #KungFuSat 🗡️ #SwiftSword
and s/he is living down to her family name of nastiness 💀
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