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This meathead really holds a grudge. #kungfusat

The dialog is delivered with all of the sincerity of a technical manual. #kungfusat

What a dick. #kungfusat

Was that Frank Stallone? #kungfusat

Why does Glen look like Khan from King of the Hill? #kungfusat

Death by head hanging. That's so metal. #kungfusat

"We've been at this for three days? How will we decide the winner?" #kungfusat

If that's gold in that box, there is no way they're carrying under one arm. #kungfusat

Did anyone else lose sound? #kungfusat

I wonder if there's some background music that's tripping YouTube's copyright system. #kungfusat

Is it alright? Is it really alright? #kungfusat

@klu9@ohai.social with a skill like that, you could take leaves and mow the lawn at the same time. #kungfusat

"I'm going into the house to drink heavily for the rest of this movie." #kungfusat

Cleveland, OH. I know it well. #kungfusat

Wet towel king fu. #kungfusat

Tis but a flesh wound. #kungfusat

@SesameSquirrel@mastodon.social it's not hurting as bad as I thought it would. #kungfusat

That's a red flag, girlie. #kungfusat

Those are some eyebrows. #kungfusat

He's already had his redemption arc at 26 minutes? #kungfusat

"Who are you? Why do you come here as assassins to this temple?" "Uhhh... we're assassins." #kungfusat

This is Uncle Glen's final black belt test. #kungfusat

He rode into town with blood on his clothes and now he's clean. #kungfusat

I've been to batting cages before. Those bats are too new looking. #kungfusat

Why does Ling sound like Lucy from Twin Peaks? #kungfusat

I'm here because I can't go anywhere. #kungfusat

The dialog is so forced. #kungfusat

Everybody in Cocoa Beach knows kung fu. #kungfusat

"Ok, kid, now you piggyback me for a while " #kungfusat

Is this really necessary for a lovers' spat? #kungfusat

I miss Cleveland. #kungfusat

That new kid, Robbie? He's been there over a year at least. #kungfusat

This is his uncle's dojo set from a different angle. #kungfusat

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? #kungfusat

Zombie vampires? #kungfusat

This movie feels so long that I might be able to walk again by the time it's over. #kungfusat

This is #Riffotronic bad. #kungfusat

I'm here for some #kungfusat

That's some aggressive whittling. #kungfusat

Hulu mountain. Go to Netflix valley and make a left. If you come to Disney+ river, you've gone too far. #kungfusat

I'll know how he feels in a few months. Getting my foot and ankle fixed. #kungfusat

Kid's crying acting needs work. #kungfusat

Ah, the old Trojan coffin. #kungfusat

No it's dressed as a caveman. Fitting. #kungfusat

When do we find out that uncle's dojo is having foreclosure and will be taken over by the bad guy dojo? #kungfusat

I'm sure that lit torch is really doing wonders for the oxygen in that cave. #kungfusat

That was fun. Thanks all. #kungfusat

I wish it was two weeks later. #kungfusat

"You interrupted my dinner! You're screwed." #kungfusat

"Uncle! Don't you know what that means?" #kungfusat