#dofh

#DOFH excuse #28: Sysadmin stuck in BSDjail, needs bail money.

#DOFH excuse #104: CEO says we're going fully Cloud Naive.

#DOFH excuse #51: AWS data lost due to deforestation

#DOFH excuse #27: Unable to quit vi.

#DOFH excuse #3: UnicodeDecodeError

#DOFH excuse #98: We migrated from serverless to userless infrastructure.

#DOFH excuse #44: Select all images with a store front.

#DOFH excuse #45: It's not DNS. There's no way it's DNS. It was DNS.

#DOFH excuse #7: Docker unavailable due to whalers.

#DOFH excuse #62: Random script from GitHub curl'd directly into bash.

#DOFH excuse #22: A stop job is running ...

#DOFH excuse #47: Patch installation went bad, we have to break into our own servers.

#DOFH excuse #60: CSS is out of style.

#DOFH excuse #91: Ruby derailed.

#DOFH excuse #36: BGP peering agreement not signed in blood.

#DOFH excuse #59: Assets are in the wrong resolution.

#DOFH excuse #63: Chinese hackers.

#DOFH excuse #74: IP tunnel suffered TBM failure.

#DOFH excuse #99: We migrated from serverless to useless infrastructure.

#DOFH excuse #15: Docker swarm stung devops team to death.