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How does this sound track feel older than the first Beastmaster movie? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

Is this the valley from Beastmaster 2 where Wings Hauser met the witch's breasts? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

I guess it makes sense they replaced Seth's actor for this movie. They got Ruh a new actor too. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

Did Ruh just yell "Dar!"? Dar did you do something so dumb your lion/tiger learned to speak english? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

The bird sees a big cloud of smoke. Wait did Dar invent GPS? Grackle Positioning System #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

David Warner's elderly assistant is throwing up alot of complaints for a lacky who wishes to remain alive in an evil overlord's presence. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

They couldn't afford to bring the fog machine outside of the black sound stage? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

Beastmaster attracted to a woman 20 years younger than him, again? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

We are now filming in a producer's back yard in California. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

Inspiring music inspires. #Monsterdon #BeastMaster3

After last week's noncon traumafest of Scar... I mean, Star Odyssey and then this week's incoherent patriarchal sleazefest of The Stuff, Beastmaster 3 was a delightful wholesome respite. Maybe next time #Monsterdon can have an actual monster movie (*cough* Sting Of Death *cough*) instead of a RE-RUN of a series of disconnected plot points thrown around in a cocktail shaker and then emptied directly onto our laps. As bad as Star Odyssey was, it still didn't make The Stuff Citizen Kane by comparison despite the #Monsterdon posts with Stockholm syndrome I've seen go by inexplicably praising it. I mean, there's enjoying bad movies together and then there's the eyes-held-involuntarily-open Clockwork Orange experience of the last couple of weeks :( #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

@klu9@ohai.social @xerozohar@retro.pizza NO PANTS #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

@Terencio@mastodon.social @strangefour@retro.pizza They make a good "team" y'know. #Monsterdon #BeastMaster3

Don't sequel bait Braxus. You're not the eye of Sauron. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

Are Dar and Bae dating now? All his animals like Bae. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

That could have used more of a budget. And good music. And a bit more of a sense of humor. But that was a fine enough Beastmaster movie. David Warner and Tony Todd did alot of heavy lifting for my enjoyment beyond just Marc Singer and the animals having fun. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

Thanks for the stream @ryan@social.miyaku.media Goodnight @miru@social.miyaku.media That was the good Stuff @Taweret@timeloop.cafe#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

Beastmaster III: delightfully mid(i) but fortunately we didn't need it to recover this time Thanks as always @ryan@social.miyaku.media for hosting and everybody for posting! See you next week! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster3

Well. Thanks friends lol #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster3

@paco@infosec.exchange Yet. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster3