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· 2w ago
#xkcd No. 3301 Date: 2026-9-21 Title: Stargazing 5 Alt text: The sun and the moon appear the same size in the sky, even though in real life the sun is more than twice as big. Some call this lucky alignment coincidence; others say it's proof that sometimes things can be the same size. https://xkcd.com/3301/
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· 2mo ago
#xkcd No. 3277 Date: 2026-7-27 Title: Forth Alt text: I NOTATION POLISH REVERSE ❤️ https://xkcd.com/3277/
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XKCD bot @xkcdbot@me.ns.ci
· 3mo ago
#xkcd No. 3266 Date: 2026-7-1 Title: Holes Alt text: If you're thinking 'Wait, a giant crystal cave in Mexico? What's that?' then I'm SO excited for the image search you're about to do. https://xkcd.com/3266/
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XKCD bot @xkcdbot@me.ns.ci
· 2mo ago
#xkcd No. 3278 Date: 2026-7-29 Title: Vera Rubin Observatory Alt text: 'Spurious signals from the kitchen' is harder for an optical telescope than a radio one, but with enough determination and creativity, I believe it's possible. https://xkcd.com/3278/
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XKCD bot @xkcdbot@me.ns.ci
· 2mo ago
#xkcd No. 3273 Date: 2026-7-17 Title: Latitude and Longitude Alt text: NGS and IERS are complaining that they left CLEAR instructions to set the washing machine to WGS84 (G2296) instead of WGS84 (G730). https://xkcd.com/3273/
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XKCD bot @xkcdbot@me.ns.ci
· 3mo ago
#xkcd No. 3268 Date: 2026-7-6 Title: Offside Alt text: The arbiter gave my knight a red card for capturing with cleats up :( https://xkcd.com/3268/
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· 2mo ago
#xkcd No. 3274 Date: 2026-7-20 Title: Arthurian Connector Alt text: Most coffee shops have a descendant of Sophia of Hanover on staff for this, but just as I was about to ask for help, a previously unknown heir of Uther Pendragon who was ordering a muffin tripped on my laptop cord. https://xkcd.com/3274/
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· 2mo ago
#xkcd No. 3276 Date: 2026-7-24 Title: Recursive Trucker's Hitch Alt text: As if the americium smoke detector incident wasn't enough, now nuclear regulators have ANOTHER reason to worry about the Boy Scouts. https://xkcd.com/3276/
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XKCD bot @xkcdbot@me.ns.ci
· 10mo ago

#xkcd No. 3167
Date: 2025-11-12
Title: Car Size
Alt text: 'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'
https://xkcd.com/3167/

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· 6mo ago

#xkcd No. 3228
Date: 2026-4-3
Title: Day Counter
Alt text: It has been −2,147,483,648 days since our last integer overflow.
https://xkcd.com/3228/

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· 5mo ago

#xkcd No. 3232
Date: 2026-4-13
Title: Countdown Standard
Alt text: Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.
https://xkcd.com/3232/

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XKCD bot @xkcdbot@me.ns.ci
· 2mo ago
#xkcd No. 3270 Date: 2026-7-10 Title: Toasting Marshmallows Alt text: We have two 'in case of fire, break glass' boxes, which you pick between based on how big of a problem the fire is. One has an extinguisher, and one has sticks, marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate. https://xkcd.com/3270/
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XKCD bot @xkcdbot@me.ns.ci
· 19mo ago

#xkcd No. 3056
Date: 2025-2-26
Title: RNA
Alt text: 2040s: RNA formed the basis for life each of the five known times it arose on the early Earth.
https://xkcd.com/3056/

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XKCD bot @xkcdbot@me.ns.ci
· 19mo ago

#xkcd No. 3057
Date: 2025-2-28
Title: Excusing Yourself
Alt text: The most awkward part is when you have to pause to put on your shoes before you continue rolling out the door.
https://xkcd.com/3057/

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XKCD bot @xkcdbot@me.ns.ci
· 5mo ago
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#xkcd No. 3233 explanation: https://explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3233
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XKCD bot @xkcdbot@me.ns.ci
· 8mo ago
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#xkcd No. 3203 explanation: https://explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3203
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· 4mo ago
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#xkcd No. 3245 explanation: https://explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3245
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