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Willow, Data Witch

@willow_datawitch@hachyderm.io
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Mom, wife, board gamer, and home cook, with a small but growing interest in solarpunk. When I have to make money, I’m a data engineer and coach. 🏳️‍⚧️

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Joined December 12, 2023
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GitHub:
https://github.com/Willow-DataWitch
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Willow, Data Witch @willow_datawitch@hachyderm.io
· 26mo ago

TFW you think your last command at the CLI is the one you need to run again, but it’s actually the “exit” command from a remote session you were just running and there goes your session.

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Willow, Data Witch @willow_datawitch@hachyderm.io
· 27mo ago

What in the name of rainbows is a “zero-width no-break space,” and why did powershell start jamming them into my clipboard when I pipe to clip.exe at some point around 2020? AAAAARG!

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Willow, Data Witch @willow_datawitch@hachyderm.io
· 28mo ago

Ah, the nice feeling of processing your data model on rented hardware, so it might actually finish before I go fully grey.

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Willow, Data Witch @willow_datawitch@hachyderm.io
· 20mo ago
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Seriously, what happened to my tabular model? I confirmed it isn’t insufficient memory, I rolled back one version of the VM image, I processed a toy-sized subset of the models tables successfully, the rest of the model processes if I drop a central fact table THAT HAS NO CURRENCY DATA TYPES IN IT. I guess I could limit the underlying data in the fact table to a week ago and see if that helps… that would indicate weirdness in recent data OR a data type maximum being recently exceeded (everything SHOULD have decades of room under the data type maximums, in theory. Though… maybe they don’t?). I could roll back another vm image version (why doesn’t MS datestamp those!? Arg!). I could check if Tabular Editor has any recent patches and roll back to before those. Sigh. What do you think I should do, #RubberDuckDebugging?
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Willow, Data Witch @willow_datawitch@hachyderm.io
· 27mo ago
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@Foritus that’s just “eyeball commit hashes from gitk open next to the commandline,” right? I can get behind that. Yay!
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Willow, Data Witch @willow_datawitch@hachyderm.io
· 28mo ago

The more I build my own tooling for exploring a database before I build a reporting query, the more I just do all my work at the command line. I don’t need #SSMS to show me my results, I just dump them to the cli output.

This post brought to you by my use of #dbatools and the Invoke-DbaQuery command specifically. That plus my data profiler query.

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Willow, Data Witch @willow_datawitch@hachyderm.io
· 16mo ago

TFW you look at the transaction table and it’s 16 GB with one single-column index on not-the-column you need it on.

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Willow, Data Witch @willow_datawitch@hachyderm.io
· 22mo ago
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Ah, that’s how I did it.
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Willow, Data Witch @willow_datawitch@hachyderm.io
· 27mo ago
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Thank you all! The answer wound up being: launch the gitk gui and use the right-click menu to cherrypick a few commits after creating a new branch and switching to it.
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Willow, Data Witch @willow_datawitch@hachyderm.io
· 20mo ago
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It wasn’t the aggregates! It was ID values that were not sequentially generated by the source system, but were instead arbitrarily enormous INT values stored in decimals. Sigh.
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Willow, Data Witch @willow_datawitch@hachyderm.io
· 20mo ago

Ugh, walking directly into CPU count caps on my Azure subscription when I’m debugging a resource constraint issue in prod… not my favorite time to be hamstrung by paperwork.

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Willow, Data Witch @willow_datawitch@hachyderm.io
· 25mo ago

REALLY!? It was an issue of file path lengths? You know what, fine. FINE. I won’t use “long” filepaths for backup files, like anything close to 90 characters.

Really, #SqlServerAnalysisServices? You just couldn’t handle a file path that is barely longer than your default directory path for backups?

Sigh.

#SSAS

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Willow, Data Witch @willow_datawitch@hachyderm.io
· 27mo ago

@Specialist_Being_677@hachyderm.io @Foritus@toot.dusepo.co.uk This is probably my primary use case for this.

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Willow, Data Witch @willow_datawitch@hachyderm.io
· 28mo ago

“Willow, how do you debug a massive reporting query that is misbehaving?”

“Data profiling.”

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Willow, Data Witch @willow_datawitch@hachyderm.io
· 27mo ago
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@KindlyWizard This is the kind of shit that will wind up with me wrapping all text outputs in a bunch of mostly useless cleanup code just to avoid unexpected issues with invisible characters.
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