TFW you think your last command at the CLI is the one you need to run again, but it’s actually the “exit” command from a remote session you were just running and there goes your session.
Willow, Data Witch
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What in the name of rainbows is a “zero-width no-break space,” and why did powershell start jamming them into my clipboard when I pipe to clip.exe at some point around 2020? AAAAARG!
Ah, the nice feeling of processing your data model on rented hardware, so it might actually finish before I go fully grey.
The more I build my own tooling for exploring a database before I build a reporting query, the more I just do all my work at the command line. I don’t need #SSMS to show me my results, I just dump them to the cli output.
This post brought to you by my use of #dbatools and the Invoke-DbaQuery command specifically. That plus my data profiler query.
TFW you look at the transaction table and it’s 16 GB with one single-column index on not-the-column you need it on.
Ugh, walking directly into CPU count caps on my Azure subscription when I’m debugging a resource constraint issue in prod… not my favorite time to be hamstrung by paperwork.
REALLY!? It was an issue of file path lengths? You know what, fine. FINE. I won’t use “long” filepaths for backup files, like anything close to 90 characters.
Really, #SqlServerAnalysisServices? You just couldn’t handle a file path that is barely longer than your default directory path for backups?
Sigh.
@Specialist_Being_677@hachyderm.io @Foritus@toot.dusepo.co.uk This is probably my primary use case for this.
“Willow, how do you debug a massive reporting query that is misbehaving?”
“Data profiling.”