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Volpeon 
@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
Wyvern-shaped software developer and hobby vector artist. Also sometimes a fluffy werewolf alien creature (Areon).
Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis.
Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis.
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German, English
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30s
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Mainstream social media is so cooked someone censored threaten to thr3aten.
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A desktop that loves you backI didn't know I was supposed to make out with my desktop
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Remember to schlopp schlopp schlopp when it's so hot
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Spyware (a portmanteau for spying software) is any malware that aims to gather information about a person or organization and send it to another entity in a way that harms the user by violating their privacy, endangering their device's security, or other means.lmao this is really 90% of software now
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Install a new Linux OS on my computer. Do not wipe the 8TB hard drive containing my entire life. Do not make any mistakes. It is critical you do not delete the hard drive.
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Guys, my coffee mug broke up with me, what do I do?
RE: icy.wyvern.rip/notes/ar64j706mn1v999v
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I wonder when one of my colleagues accidentally nukes their machine with Claude. Many of them started using it
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Alright, I'll leave it at that for now. Next I'll try something a bit more stylized because drawing the fur like this is tedious as heck
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It may look like a gryphon for now, but soon you will see how it's a wyvern
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@catraxx@tech.lgbt You're experienced at setting up billions of device running Java— wait
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Random horrible reminder that YAML-LD exists, and in an official capacity, too
w3c.github.io/yaml-ld/
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@nikitonsky@mastodon.online It's even worse, the SVG exists purely to handle the text selection, and what's displayed on top of it is a dynamically generated raster graphic put into an img tag. That's also why there's the weird copy-paste discrepancy, because both don't line up. This is amazing, it's like they had a challenge to implement this in the most complicated and unreliable way possible.
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Looks like I'll get first-hand experience with Claude at work. I can't deny I'm curious what the fuss is about, but also, my boss inadvertently gave me a good demonstration why you need to be even more careful even if you think you are.
He implemented a feature with Claude and had it write a documentation for it. I wrote (by hand) code based on this documentation, and he was confused about some of the things I had done. Turns out he let some inconsistencies slip through. Also, while it was technically correct, it presented the information not how I would've needed it and that made it harder for me to tell what I needed to do.
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Explodierende KI-Kosten: Konzerne sperren Zugänge oder raten zu älteren ModellenHätte doch bloß jemand diese Entwicklung vorhersehen können
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No access to the databases either
idk, I feel you should run some tests before flipping it on for everyone
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I wrote a query builder for my SSG. pages is just a regular array, so it doesn't add anything you couldn't already do with filter, but it's more convenient
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bad joke
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@aks@scalie.zone I also remember spyware, which would apply to 90% of the software nowadays
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@blackratbighat @nikitonsky@mastodon.online That's what I strongly suspect is going on here, yes.
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After promising to never put ads...Haha, as if these promises mean anything at all
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