How to Catch a Mountain Lion
an illustrative guide
1. Place a cardboard box where the animal frequently visits.
2. Sit back and wait.
3. A cat is a cat is a cat.
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Volkan Özçelik 🦄
@volkan@hachyderm.io
mastodon 4.7.3🎸 Geek, Streamer, Cloud Native Crazy Maker
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📡 nowadays, reinventing radio access networks as you know it at @VMware
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Joined November 04, 2022
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🛡️ VSecM:
I do not steal your memes.
No, no, no, no; no!
I share OUR memes!
I gots to do this :D
To improve my focus and mental clarity, I’m taking a hiatus from social media until the end of October.
The bots I’ve configured may share things occasionally, though.
Take care of the Fediverse while I’m not around, and may the source be with you 🦄.
Replying to
@christine I had a wallpaper of a Mountain Lion too. They are majestic creatures.
There, I found it!
1. Managing three different Twitter-but-not-so-twitter sites is a heck of a contextual overload.
2. I have seen that most people against Twitter and Elon’s egotistical ideology still cross-post on Twitter and Fediverse.
3. I do understand that people have reasons to have a presence on Twitter, no matter how big of a dumpster fire it is, and I respect that.
1/n
Absolutely thrilled to announce 📣 v0.21.0 of VMware Secrets Manager is out!
🚀 Massive thanks to all contributors 🙏!
🛡️Security patches✅,
🛡️Bug fixes✅,
🛡️Enhancements✅,
🛡️And a ton of doc updates📚!
Dive in 👉 https://github.com/vmware-tanzu/secrets-manager/releases/tag/v0.21.0
Replying to
@natureworks You’re very welcome :0
I try to add detailed alt text with my personal commentary whenever I can :)
Replying to
(cross-post)
two of my reserved instances are expiring; which means, I might shut down the Mastodon instance at z2h.dev within the next few weeks.
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I have other plans for z2h.dev; will let here know when I have more clarity about what to do next.
Finally the “acquisition” kerfuffle is mostly over and I have one less thing to worry about.
🎉 We’re Thrilled to Introduce VMware Secrets Manager v0.21.1! 🎉
Check it out here: https://github.com/vmware-tanzu/secrets-manager/releases/tag/v0.21.1
What’s New?
🏎️ Performance Enhancements: We’ve dialed up the speed so you can manage your secrets more efficiently! Certain blocking API requests are now non-blocking thanks to goroutines.
🔨 Stability Upgrades: Fixed stability issues related to SPIRE Controller Manager.
🛡️ Fortified Security: Rest easy; your secrets are now even safer. Added security enhancements.
🚀 Hey, #ZeroTrust enthusiasts! — We’ve kicked off VMware Secrets Manager v0.22.0, codenamed Boötes!
🌟 Curious about what awesomeness lies ahead? Our 🔥Updated Yearly Roadmap🔥 has all the details 👉 https://vsecm.com/docs/roadmap/
🐢⚡️ #TurtlePower
Master the art of local deployment and development of VMware Secrets Manager. Take your #DevOps game to the next level 🛠️🔐
Created an automated workflow to email me and send me a discord message of what I’ll do every morning.
The workflow also appends these to a spreadsheet, so when I want to see “what I did for the last 3 months, I’ll have a track record of bulleted one-liners.
Automation FTW 🤖⚡️
Replying to
@lilithattack@mas.to I don’t know, to be honest. It was in my archives I’m not the one who shot them.