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Ian Williamson

@tuckerjj@mastodon.online
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-08
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Tromboner • Berliner • Ex-Londoner • Early adopter • Enthusiastic eater • Security box checker • Pogue

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Joined November 06, 2022
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Inappropriate nose whistler:
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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 5mo ago

@caseyliss@mastodon.social @imyke@myke.social Re:yellow work - she couldn’t speak yet, but this was my daughter’s face after I’d packed my suitcase for a work trip, she’d pulled on her coat and brought over her blue travel box, and I had to tell her that she couldn’t come 😭

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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 4mo ago

@dgriffinjones@tech.lgbt Not sure where Lewis is looking for sleep apnea info but it’s definitely there, daily updates too, so long as you have an Apple Watch 10 or later that is. You can clearly see when I started using a CPAP. When it’s bad it even spits out a pdf that you can bring to your doctor.

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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 5mo ago

RE: https://mastodon.online/@tuckerjj/113583177584070383

@dgriffinjones@tech.lgbt Definitely go for gold!

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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 5mo ago
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@stroughtonsmith I wonder how long, or short, that time frame will be. There’re hints they’ve been working on such a display for nearly a decade (https://www.yahoo.com/news/apple-mystery-prototype-injures-employees-eyes-195847811.html https://venturebeat.com/ai/apple-seeks-patent-on-retinal-hologram-projectors-for-ar-glasses) Perhaps this is Ternus’ “change the world” product.
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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 18mo ago
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@carnage4life@mas.to You know those corporate raiders who take over a company, strip it and sell off all of its assets, squeeze it for all it’s worth, granting themselves “performance” bonuses and charging absurd management fees as they go in order to further enrich themselves, eventually leaving behind a bankrupt husk? I’m starting to be reminded of this.
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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 7mo ago
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@MattHatton@aus.social @decryption@aus.social Apple would do well to remember this: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/908575-one-of-job-s-business-rules-was-to-never-be-afraid
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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 16mo ago
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@_elena@mastodon.social In 👍
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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 44mo ago
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@dsandler@mastodon.social This is sadly a large part of my work life. Thanks for expressing it in a format I can use to laugh/cry with my colleagues about. Those people who say “this meeting could have been an email”, I would love to work in such a place where everyone somehow seems to have the time to read, reply, and take action on all their emails.
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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 5mo ago
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@stroughtonsmith I’m sure this is right for now, but what if they get direct retinal projection working?
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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 4mo ago

They have Dandan Noodles on Mars?!

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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 4mo ago

Hurrah! I managed to grab my first ever Relay show title 😀 🥳

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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 4mo ago

Found a genuinely, contextually relevant reason to include the skibidi toilet meme in a work presentation for executive management. My daughter is horrified.

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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 4mo ago

RE: https://mastodon.online/@tuckerjj/116424993843097500

@marcoarment@mastodon.social Re: Overcast episode limits on MPU. It’s a good feature (people want it, for valid reasons), your implementation is the correct one, you just need to make visible what is happening (IMO).

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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 4mo ago

@marcoarment@mastodon.social Speaking of PHP being old https://thenewstack.io/php-web-skills-hiring-age/

Who will maintain the web when PHP's veterans retire?
The New Stack

Who will maintain the web when PHP's veterans retire?

A new Perforce report finds PHP's developer base is aging out faster than it's being replenished — and AI-generated code may be making the problem worse, not better.

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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 4mo ago

@jsnell@zeppelin.flights @dmoren@zeppelin.flights When you spoke about Ed regretting not landing on the moon first his whole life, I thought it was a shame that travellers from a parallel universe never turned up at his death bed to show him what would have happened if the US won the space race.

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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 5mo ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@stroughtonsmith/116552334043315710

This doesn’t bode well. Clearly Gurman has sources on the design team (see also the spin on the Alan Dye departure stories) and they’re throwing the software engineering team under the bus. Ultimately it doesn’t matter whose fault it is - these teams should be working together, and it still seems that they aren’t.

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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 4mo ago

I just had to tell my boss that something was going to take approximately six to seven weeks of work and… must… not… post… meme… into… Teams… urgh.

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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 4mo ago

@siracusa@mastodon.social You’re very quick to dismiss the iPhone XX as the reason for floating toolbars and extending content under them, but surely it is the reason. Bars would not be fine.

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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 16mo ago
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@Alonely0@mastodon.social @siracusa@mastodon.social I’m pretty sure he was being sarcastic!
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Ian Williamson @tuckerjj@mastodon.online
· 7mo ago
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@bexelbie@toot.io @decryption@aus.social Agreed, they should do this to help them figure it out, and then enable iPad style multitasking on docked iPhones. https://mastodon.online/@tuckerjj/116173074332436198
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