on the scale between kibty :3 and violent canine representing how i feel i'm tending toward the latter today
i need to sink my teeth into something
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treejo
@treejo@plasmatrap.com
sharkey 2025.5.2-dev-2+g5eaff5dhewwo eburinyan :3
just a generic idiot from central europe
expect lots of boosts from me
mildly obessed with kitties
sadly never was a roommate to a cat 
patted lots of them tho!!!!
usually i spend my time reading, playing video games, watching videos, looking at art or talking with friends
some days i like to meow constantly 
luckily there are many online creatures who like to do the same 
i work in tech as a sysadmin
doesn't feel like i can accomplish much with conpyutas tho 
my daily torturers are MicroSlop: Azure, Winass and ShareBug
can't find a joke for azure...
i think about politics too much, but feel i need to keep up since awful crybabies who don't understand me (or many others) want to decide stuff for us 
i hate that i even feel a need to involve myself without proper education but i will not repeat the mistake of doing nothing
maybe i sometimes feel like reality is almost funny
⚠️watch out, i will likely boost or write about news or politics⚠️
will try not to overdo it tho
i fumble a lot of stuff (i'me stupide)
don't really have a good opinion on myself
i will cw anything that could be undesirable to others, feel free to inform me if you think i forgot something 
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AGE:
around 25
PRONOUNS:
he/him (any are fine tho)
LANGUAGES:
German (native), English (C1), Japanese (level of a toddler)
GENDER:
something like demimasc, mostly male but don't feel entirely masculine, wish i was afab
PATTING ME:
themk mew :neocat_pat_flop:
AVATAR ALT:
M18 Claymore plushie with the text "FRONT TOWARD FRIEND" written on it
BANNER ALT:
a snow leopard lying on its back showing its fluffy belly. it looks curiously at the camera. i wanna fluff it so bad :neocat_floof_reach: (a bad idea)
BACKGROUND ALT:
picture of a mossy slate cliff i took somewhere around 50.324406°N, 7.304095°E
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@nyovaya@transfem.social same but 23:30 to 2:00
amd yeah it's 3:30 now
i may be fucked today 
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@asokel@ohai.social @MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online say whatever you want, the people online and the aliens/demons hunting you all disagree 
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@asokel@ohai.social @MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online 
she said so
not gonna argue with her judgement 
now that i think about it she called you a sweetie too
are you asian cuisine?
that's the only place i know where sweetened eggs are normal
or wait you could be eggnog i guess
anyways the fact you are food remains
she said so
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@N33R@fops.cloud i love this creature so much i feel an intense need to mention her
the old version was cute but holy fucking shit the new is perfection
i need to become this or have this close to me 
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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com @freya@social.highenergymagic.net channeling your inner @asokel@ohai.social
food
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@asokel@ohai.social 1. pic: me rn 2. pic: what i'm gonna do to you
LOOK at what i made a tower to reach the heavens
(pic context:
- front of tower
- side view of tower
- aftermath of destroying the tower)
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important work 
it's only small amounts and they very thoroughly search everywhere the pieces fall
and i exclusively do it while i'm present, since they wouldn't associate it with me otherwise
in total it's 3 doves, while 2 of them (the 2 pictured) are a pair and hate the other dove
i can identify one very clearly, and the other two only by their interactions with the others
at least those are all the ones who know of food being here
since then the dove i can identify (the one in the first pic) has become pretty comfortable receiving food from a distance
they're all too skittish to realize i don't do much around them so there is no trust, but they really want the food
i think it's fun to watch them, their behavior changed quite a bit over the months i've been doing it irregularly
and they're cute 
(no neocat :c )
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@Houl@wetdry.world getting chewed on, patted and cuddled while sleeping 
got my fox plush to cuddle in bed as a replacement
got my fox plush to cuddle in bed as a replacement nsfw, sexual desires
cognitohazard
time for another day of only driving a car
it's easily been 24h total since thursday morning
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a person who uses 1pp and has a girlthing gf which uses 3pp:
"it's my wife" 
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@asokel@ohai.social @calx@infosec.exchange but soft meat :3
also i wanna chew on you not (necessarily) eat you
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@xaetacore@neondystopia.world fuck if only she was touchable
i don't really get off to non-con (unless consensual non-con rp lmao) so i wouldn't but holy fuck it would take everything for my brain not to fry itself upon sight
nothing would stop me with consent
lyrics
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i spent more time today drawing fish than actively working 
ah rite and i drew one basketball, i assume it won't get added to the tank
RE: https://tech.lgbt/users/Natasha_Jay/statuses/117319058821907774
ah rite and i drew one basketball, i assume it won't get added to the tank
RE: https://tech.lgbt/users/Natasha_Jay/statuses/117319058821907774 Quoting
Draw a fish and watch it swim in a tank with everyone else who's drawing them too 🐠🐟🐡
Silly, but also lovely
https://drawafish.com/
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@xaetacore@neondystopia.world well yea as i said with (genuine) consent it's fine to do basically whatever and lots is incredibly hot
fuck i love some good domination
though i'd disagree that kinkyness has to involve molestation but whatever i don't really care about definitions (though that's just me being pedantic as fuck)
penis statue/sculpture
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@xaetacore@neondystopia.world yep definitely
the things you mentioned are good shit 
well in the end i don't have much experience, the few times i got to have some fun with someone it was mostly vanilla
good in itself but i'm missing something more creative
well in the end i don't have much experience, the few times i got to have some fun with someone it was mostly vanilla
good in itself but i'm missing something more creative DEpol
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@commanderred@chaos.social if it's just for staying healthy and not weight loss then maybe you can treat yourself to something you enjoy afterwards
i'm mostly talking about food, but it could also be a warm bath
otherwise i don't really know of anything making it easier to stick to it, even after years of having the same exercise schedule i still regularly struggle to actually do it
though when i struggle i won't force myself to do my entire set of exercises, just as much as i feel the energy to
i think you don't need to feel bad if you can't fullfill all your goals immediately or if you skip though
struggling to exercise making your mental health worse probably won't help you in the long run
what helps for picking up a schedule is starting really simple
like only tying your shoes for a run, but not actually going on it
or just doing a few light reps to get used to the movement
then you gradually build on it until you feel like you're in a comfortable place
though all my points are really generic, so idk if they're actually of help