opal the fruit

if you are mean to / about fat humans you are not allowed to enjoy fat bear week. this pleasure is denied to you

don't have anything to say about the ehrc or the labour party because if i say anything that's even close to how i feel i would be doing a crime

she came to watch queens of the dead with us but immediately fell asleep

it's absolutely boiling but the thunder and lightning has been very close and very loud so the baby wants a cuddle and a cuddle she will have

neens loves her cooling pad so i bought my own forgetting the law of this house (what's mine is actually ninas) and she's already claimed it

if zootopia beats the handmaiden i'm calling it lesbophobia tbqh

I've knit three more socks since I last progress posted which sounds slightly better than it actually is because that is not one and a half pairs of socks, it is three entirely unrelated, not even close to matching socks

i understand that they're for aerodynamics etc but cycling time trial helmets are so ugly

anyway i am cooking meatballs and pappardelle and we have garlic bread and it's going to be delicious so i shall just get a grip

forgot the clocks changed why is it already 2

having a boyfriend who specifically fancies me in dungarees is a delight bc when i ask him if he will buy me pink dungas with a mushroom print he is like ofc i will what a good idea

a fun game me and ed have started playing is to think of an actor and then try and guess what their letterboxd 8 most popular movies are

nina's diet has worked too well and she needs to gain back a tiny bit of weight so we're feeding her up and that includes doing things like mashing up sardines with water and making bowls of stuff that she finds delicious but has the humans of the house dry heaving the whole time

watching an australian mma movey with joel from neighbours, the other hemsworth, and russell crowe (who also co-wrote it)