Swiff

TAKE 2: I'm moving instances friends! You can find me over at @Swiff@cybre.space from now on!

@sourcookie@playvicious.social @Jewbacchus@octodon.social @MordecaiPinhas@sunbeam.city As someone raised with a pretty bog standard thanksgiving experience (almost entirely at the insistence of my grandparents rather than my own parents), this sounds like an objectively superior use of the holiday in basically every regard.

Im getting my car smog checked and there is the most adorable kid here. Like he's enthusiastic and babbling about nonsense but he's never shouting or screaming or being a nuisance to anyone. He was just looking through the window at the mechanics, and pointed, asking his mom "is that my car?" To which she answered yes that's our car. He thrust both hands in the air, spun around twice, and let out a very small "yaaaay."

He's so happy, and so am I.

@denikombucha@playvicious.social oh FUCK yes

Damn I need a therapist.

the twist is I'm guarding both doors, the one to heaven AND the one to hell, and I lie to you in either case