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The fact that you guys hold elections on a work day is insane to the rest of the world. Edit: Apparently some US states allow early voting, as several people have now proudly berated me for not knowing

Can you put a condom on Florida, to protect the rest of the world ?

Yes but they have to make it look like it wasn’t them.

Oh, I see, so because you can’t have perfect, we shouldn’t even try to make voting as accessible as possible ? That’sa rather defeatist take. People can also vote by mail, or even vote early in many countries (for example, 12 days before the actual election day, here in NZ), but I expect you’ll find a reason to have a problem with that too? Honestly, the fact that you even tried that argument is astonishing.

Well, it shows he doesn’t think he could get away with renaming them after himself.

… and now trump has dementia to boot !

Ah yes, the culture of punishing people pre-emptively with the threat of not being able to afford to live, in order to force them to be nice to your smug ass

Nah, it will be just as awful as you imagine but those companies love to keep punishing themselves by forcing it down their throat

Well, that looks like a huge...

I suppose there's a long German word that describes that feeling.

What did you say? I can't read that

Mom, grandpa knocked everything over with his tail again

Public intoxication is probably the only one he hasn't done because he's a tea totaler

Lo siento. Toma _esta_ pelota.

This comes in handy a lot of the time

Blue LEDs didn't explode in popularity because they were futuristic - that came later. The reason they exploded in popularity was because they finally had the B in RGB, and could therefore combine LEDs to produce any colour. The lack of a blue LED was holding back the ability to produce LCD TVs and monitors.

That filter is the brain's 'frontal lobe', which is what trump's dementia is currently turning into swiss cheese.

Oh you must be talking about bray-k

In this topic, people not being able to spell brakes.

Heisenberg knows exactly how fast Decarte is moving now.

Projection. It’s Always Projection

One assumed the mice are heading there to pay for the wall

Correct !

Correct.

Oh baby, you can handle so much anthropomorphism

Well, I think it’s clear the rocks are coming from his head. Nothing but pebbles rattling around in there now.

You’re thinking of her sister, Liar

Hmmm suspicious username. Are you sure you’re not a pastafarian spy ?

I’m a command line, not a GUI

Wow, Beijing hasn’t been spelled as Peking since 1958.

May I interest you in this baby stoat ?

Sarah Jessica Parker ?

Rock goes in, rock goes out you can’t explain that.

You can also ask how to spell you’re