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Ryan, the Dad Who Loves Coffee
@ryan@dads.cool
hometown 4.5.18+hometown-1.2.1Dad of one
fan of the delicious dark beverage obtainable by filtering water through the ground-up roasted seeds of the coffee berry
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Joined August 13, 2019
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dropping my kid off at summer camp and there was another parent being grilled by their child on random large sums
this morning i was reminded to put the bins out by the sound of the trucks and managed to get them out ahead of the trucks, so it could pretty much only go downhill from there
type of coffee where you take your first sip and say out loud to nobody “oh man that’s good coffee”
7yo petitioning to change their name to “Shred” so they can claim all the mail in the “Shred” slot
guy who’s upset the podcast live show isn’t at 2x
Breadbox Zero
no coffee, no eggs, and no lettuce,
you ever think about how if coffee rust managed to wipe out one of the coffee monocultures we’ve settled on we’d lose one of the major precursors to coffee (coffee)
oh no i finally finished my 6-pack of 100-pack coffee filters
non-stick frying pan? yeah man i don’t think you could make a frying pan out of sticks even if you wanted to
when there’s a special weather statement every day it starts to feel less special
pandemic wasn’t enough we need to introduce the “didn’t wash hands” klaxon from the far side outside men’s restrooms
- start making pizza
- everyone loves pizza
- you’ll get 1,000 reps on pizza
- you’ll be able to crank out amazing pizza in your sleep for pennies
zach galifianakis got hotter and the promo / poster for his new gardening show looks fuckin uncannily like a pic sid has posted onhere
me: what did y’all do with all that recess time
7yo: played and played, until we could play no more
stop reverting and ignoring my paperless billing preferences challenge
every time you get new kid’s clothes from a store it’s like field-dressing a dang animal to remove all the annoying packaging that’s clearly just designed as an anti-theft annoyance
me: could you look at these shower handles, every time i try changing the handles they strip off the stem
plumber: oh yeah, there’s your problem. wrong handles
me: yeah, wrong handles. so can you find me any right handles?
plumber: hmm. hmmmmmm
falling back on my classical art training (imitating 90’s rob liefield)
pitching a little french café/bakery food truck concept you park at gas stations. it’s called pain at the pump
“no seed oils!” i proudly proclaim, taking another swig of my coffee
i tried to warn them when they started activating charcoal. but nobody listened, and now here we are activating cantaloupe
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the scale is just there as like, a tool. you’re filtering some hot water through some grounds. go hog wild
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every coffee maker you’ve ever used operates on the same principle
RE: @roadside@tech.intersects.art
don’t talk to me until i’ve had my café gas
if these local arborists are so limited in their openings why are they relentlessly text spamming me
if github, canvas, letsencrypt, and the linux kernel can all call it an early weekend,
guy walks into a keyboard bar, orders the space flight
gotcha this one's local-only
:bing: game theoretic optimal battleship
ms teams has an option to pin a conversation for everyone, but not just for yourself. great job!
update on garfield from 6yo: he’s trying to scare the guy named jon
got that grape badtz-maru
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it’s like. ok then. tools down. let’s see it!
I am, eternally,
Tired,
“for entertainment purposes” oven mitts
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@sexybenfranklin tailscale has a reverse proxy feature of its own called tailscale funnel, which i do use for some things but find to be a little unreliable
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@sexybenfranklin i haven’t tried jellyfin yet, but plex for example i have a specified port mapped to the plex server at the router. for web services, you only have one set of 80/443 ports to work with so if you want normal inbound traffic on those at a IP/hostname that’s what you have to work with so it’s still pretty useful to point that at something like Caddy or Traefik that will let you redirect traffic to services based on different criteria (and also handle SSL certs for you)
Luxurious Toast Breakfast
you’re telling me, this egg patty,