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Happy Wanksgiving, everyone!

Feel like Dem pols need to be talking now about rounding conservatives and putting them in camps. Would be improper to not have a plan in place

"Everybody hates daylight savings time but no politician will touch it for fear of massive political blowback" is so quintessentially American

A bunch of people on Bluesky who I'm sure view themselves as normal have started Sephiroth-posting because someone said they liked Hamilton

Imagine, if you will, Jet Packula. All of the terror and magic of Dracula combined with the speed and efficiency of a jet pack

Are cities dangerous? To answer this question, we drove to the suburbs 40-minutes away to ask people who have never walked their own neighborhoods

Critics of the "No Kings" protest must know the one true way to protest, so it's kind of fucking disgusting that they're just sitting home posting

A bunch of cities got the bright idea that they can maximize park space by building in the undesired areas next to highways

The one thing they didn't consider is that the reason that area is undesirable is because it's right next to a fucking highway

"Building apartments will cause rents to go up" has to be the most successful psyop in history.

"Supplements contain high amounts of lead"

Okay we've figured out what's going on with Wellness Influencers

If you're looking to start one of those themed gimmick cover bands, Oreo Speedwagon is just sitting there ready to use