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@Edent@mastodon.social I recently spent much of a Eurostar trip trying to work out how to buy a metro ticket from Gare du Nord to Gare du Somewhere Else. Ended up queuing to buy a little cardboard ticket from a person with cash, like it was the 80s

@Reinald @faden It's just email - nothing mission critical

@MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk This is very timely - I cycled through Bradbourne in Derbyshire yesterday, a Doubly Thankful village. I was going to look up what that meant but then your post popped up in my feed

@anthonybearles@mastodonapp.uk Well, it all depends on where you live. My green bin is for green waste and the brown bin is for recyclables. But my recyclables are probably not the same as your recyclables.

@sil @welshpixie might be able to help

@wander @zanchey@aus.social ha ha that's funny. Wait - there's a link. Oh shit it's real

@sjolsen So the Turin Shroud is just a mouldy sheet?

@robpumphrey I was taking a long-dead laptop to the tip when I suddenly remembered the valuable 4GB RAM it contained

@b0rk@social.jvns.ca @omarieclaire@mastodon.social Git documentation that's actually readable!

@grvsmth@lingo.lol Do you want to be Chief Branding Officer?

@grvsmth@lingo.lol @blogdiva@mastodon.social @pluralistic@mamot.fr This is where my new AI-powered Enshitify service comes in. In the old days, it could take over a decade to build a service depended on by millions of users and then turn them into resentful data factories unable to leave. Now, harnessing next-generation AI models, this can be done in hours. Enshittification disrupted.

I can't believe it's been over 3 hours and no-one has offered to fund this yet. I'm moving to Threads.

@grvsmth@lingo.lol @marcusb@mastodon.sdf.org @blogdiva@mastodon.social @pluralistic@mamot.fr When was enshttr? 2009?

What happens when enshitti.fi gets enshittified? Does it become good?

@ericphelps @peteorrall I've also got an Amazfit GTR3 watch which I'm very happy with. I got a used one on eBay for GBP30. GPS accuracy is good enough for me. There are differences compared to my phone - but if you only track on one device you'll never know. Battery life is fantastic. The app syncs to Strava and other devices. My model doesn't have maps but others do