on smoko, leave me alone

if people were going to never actually read code we should've just stopped at perl4

a nashville ramen place called honky tonkatsu

I have a warehouse full of vr legs and zuck won't return my calls

US State Dept. advises all Americans abroad to pretend to be Canadians

Live, Laugh, Löwenbräu

my therapist has been assuring me for 5 years I'm not having a mid-life crisis. I keep ramping up the shit I'm doing, will nothing satisfy this man???

let's hope it's an exploding gold-plated cell phone

The year is 2032. Every mobile app includes its own 76GB LLM model file to deliver ads and on device support chat, and dating.

US unexpectedly sheds 92,000 missiles in March

"let me off this ride" undefeated sentiment in 2026

I thought this country was stupid all the way back in the 80s. Setting up a tachyon beam to blow the mind of my teenage self.

maslow's hierarchy of screeds

dumbfuck Saruman rebuilding the Shire

npm vuln drops be like

sound's like this week's friday trump-and-dump is in

250 year of general strike

I can't even keep track of what the dumbest shit I've ever heard is any more. Maybe not even top 100 dumbest things. We are so through the singularity on dumbshit.

very excited to watch shitler get his ass kicked on his birthday by half a dozen 8 year olds in the "octagon" on the whitehouse lawn

It's only imposter syndrome if you're actually good at the thing.

If you're worried you suck compared to your peers and you actually do suck, then it's just self awareness.

Lol I remember when I thought the rainy fiery LA industrial adscape in Blade Runner was dystopian

"You have reached 1-800-Gambler, press 1 and a care associate will be on the line to talk with you about your gambling addiction issues.

Unless you want press 2... for a chance to WIN $100 and a VIP counselor experience (only $6.99 a minute!)"

just tell me when it happens