Rev. Magdalen

Hooray! The alien or whatever blowed up real good! Thanks @LisaMarieBowman@mastodon.social and #MondayActionMovie Friends!!

Wait, is this a space movie or a hippie apocalypse movie? Or a double feature of both?? #MondayActionMovie

This newscaster actor is the only one in this film actually committing to the bit. #MondayActionMovie

Ohhh, this is some kinda alien mind-control hippie apocalypse. Many such cases in the seventies. #MondayActionMovie

Hooray! He saved his mom and is making friends in prison! Thanks @MatthewTitus88@mastodon.social and #MondayActionMovie Friends!!

Hooray! They defeated the lavalantulas and our hero somehow sprinted back to the base a fast as a plane, while dragging his parachute! Best movie ever!! Thanks @MatthewTitus88@mastodon.social and #MondayActionMovie Friends!

@SesameSquirrel@mastodon.social It's real Bruce, he's just not ripe yet. #MondayActionMovie

Weed smuggling movies will become nostalgic like the 70s moonshine smuggling movies, after there's federal legalization. #MondayActionMovie

Sorry I have to miss #MondayActionMovie tonight. I did get Monday as my standard day off at work, but they're paying me a ridiculous amount of money to come in anyway and I really need it Have fun!!

A lot of people would put the bandage on UNDER the shirt. But he's an Artist. #MondayActionMovie

2 Lava 2 Lantula? Buddy you had me at "lava!" This is gonna be the best movie EVER! #MondayActionMovie

The lavalantulas aren't even eating the beachgoers, they're just incinerating them for pure love of the game. #MondayActionMovie

I, for one, would simply not get out to examine the hole. It's a hole. Probably from lavalantulas. #MondayActionMovie

Moms. That's how they get you. #MondayActionMovie

What if it's NOT aliens, what if it's The Establishment just trying to LOOK like aliens? 🤔 #MondayActionMovie

Are we sure Quatermass isn't just having a fever dream? #MondayActionMovie

Bruce Campbell blowed up real good! And now it's almost over! #MondayActionMovie

It's like this director only heard about filming fight scenes in theory. He's just like "People like slow motion, right?" #MondayActionMovie

OBVIOUSLY the Mars Domes allow smoking. They're not animals. #MondayActionMovie

@kshernandez@me.dm I went with hard cider and cheese, and it seems to be working out! #MondayActionMovie

@LisaMarieBowman@mastodon.social No this is Nakatomi Pl...I mean Dome 4, where a bunch of nerds are doing science. The prisoners are headed to raid it! For Art! #MondayActionMovie

@bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe @kshernandez@me.dm That's just hard cider and cheese with added corn chips. 😂 #MondayActionMovie

Nooo, the ninjas have absolutely RUINED AJ's feathering! #MondayActionMovie

Anything in a cave is automatically Action. It's basic Action science. #MondayActionMovie

Aww they're so cute in their suits. #MondayActionMovie

This is so 2000s! #MondayActionMovie

Our hero's plan was not super well thought-out, it turns out. #MondayActionMovie

Honestly, accurate prediction of AI right there. #MondayActionMovie

@allanb@mastodon.social No, he's just surprise-visiting his scientist wife. He lives in the space army or something. #MondayActionMovie

Oh okay, that's probably not The Establishment. #MondayActionMovie

Awkward moment for the guy who had been cursing the thing out. #MondayActionMovie

You know, guys maybe you're not cut out to be drug kingpins. #MondayActionMovie

BWAHAHAHAHAA lavalantulas are adorable. #MondayActionMovie

Nunchucks, throwing stars, AND blow darts? They've got all the things in this one. #MondayActionMovie

Ninja campers revolt!! This is why you shouldn't forcibly train people to fight. #MondayActionMovie

@allanb@mastodon.social We're gonna make it! Just have to stay strong! #MondayActionMovie

Buddy you've been crawling through shafts this whole time, you'll be fine. #MondayActionMovie

The lesson of this movie is always trust an old stoner instead of an AI, I guess. #MondayActionMovie

No one suspects the flying pillow feathers attack! #MondayActionMovie

@klu9@ohai.social 😂 I need this service!

Makes you think. Not sure about what. Thanks for watching, everybody!! That should be the worst of it! #MondayActionMovie

Oh he's just going to leave without a fab coat? Okay. #MondayActionMovie

@JunkyWithAMonkE@mastodon.social He apparently lives in some kind of forgotten IT basement and gave our hero a blueprint of the building at the start. #MondayActionMovie

This is the main drawback of straw-based ninja equipment. #MondayActionMovie

@allanb@mastodon.social Oh yeah, it's gonna be a brother-rumble for sure! #MondayActionMovie

@kshernandez@me.dm I think so they could get these particular scientists to make the bioweapon or whatever killed the mouse. #MondayActionMovie