Tonight, I will hunt again for a giraffe. They can't elude me forever. #Bigfoot
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Really Bigfoot or maybe not. Outdoor enthusiast.
Dogs keep telling me I need to make shelter. But I always tell them, "shut up, barky." #bigfoot
Tried to take nap in favorite creek. Woke up to human pointing phone at me yelling "IS THAT A BEAR?!" No Karen, me am sophisticated woodland philosopher. Go away.
DEAR GOD,
PLEASE GIVE ME A TIME MACHINE. I WILL GO BACK TO JUST BEFORE THE PATTERSON-GIMLIN FILM, TOSS PATTY THE HOAX INTO A DITCH, AND WALK THROUGH THE CLEARING FOR REAL. VICTORY. AMEN. #Bigfoot