RE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/116476399266634158
When people put "irreconcilable differences" on their divorce proceedings, I imagine one of them walked in on the other doing something like this.
Troutian idea pulp. All stories my own or found in the back of a cave. Free if you can get them home.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/116476399266634158
When people put "irreconcilable differences" on their divorce proceedings, I imagine one of them walked in on the other doing something like this.
Only 12 days late with the tax return. Looks like somebody is finally getting their shit together.
houston: Vega one, we need you to check the alignment on coil 3A, please.
vega one: Like my mother's auburn hair, its graying imperfections are hidden from me by the innocence of youth.
houston: Remind me, whose idea was it again to send a poet?
When Captain America returned the soul stone to Vormir, did it bring a loved one back to life for him?
Or did it give him something extra to love. Like a puppy just appeared, and kept him company on the rest of the mission.
I think you could fix a lot of Ad Astra in a fan edit.
- Get rid of the voice over.
- Make him get on the Cepheus before engine ignition.
- Mute the on-the-nose dialogue between son and dad ("you have to let me go"). They can still say it, we just don't hear it because space.
- Rm the mad shockwave from the explosion at the end.
- Somehow make the antimatter pulses directed (like a laser) instead of omnidirectional.
- End it on him looking up in the coffeeshop, but before cutting to Liv Tyler.