Open post I have moved to jorts.horse @peptostate@mastodon.social · 99mo ago Replying to @jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social <p>folks i'm gonna be real honest with you... </p><p>i NEED this Mastodon thing to take off because i just ordered 80,000 of these bumper stickers from the printer, and i can't afford to be caught holdin' my junk if this whole thing fizzles. </p><p>please consider my personal commercial interests when choosing a social media platform, thk u!</p> @jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social I own the patent on t-shirts that say "I'm Tootin' This!"