Patrick, Grand Arbiter
"We may have democracy, or we may have wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we cannot have both."
Now Trump needs his ballroom for security purposes. Give me a fucking break. Isn't it funny how every time this guy hits a new low in the polls or suffers a setback in court, someone tries to assassinate him again?
Is anyone else even slightly alarmed that we're just inviting random billionaires on visits to foreign heads of state now?
I'm going to start a rumor that there's a trans horse in the Kentucky Derby just to watch Republicans have a meltdown.
Good riddance, Pam Bondi, you treacherous c*nt. No doubt her replacement will be even worse.
ICE agents aren't even trained to do their own jobs, and now the regime expects us to believe they're going to do the TSA's job too?
The reason for ICE in our airports is two-fold--neither of which has anything to do with assisting the TSA. 1) They are the only paramilitary group that answers only to the regime, and 2) The regime wants us to get used to armed military in every aspect of our lives.
How many showers do we think Karoline Leavitt has to take each day? Or is she so vapid and soulless she doesn't notice the smell of bullshit anymore?
You know Swalwell and Gonzales are barely even the tip of the sexual predator iceberg in Congress.
Nine Inch Noize is killing it on the Coachella feed right now
Hey, JD, how about you and your c*nt wife just stay in Hungary?
Why would you even believe they rescued that pilot?
America is bogged down in intractable stupidity thanks to a racist dumb shit president and about 30% of the country who's too stupid to realize or admit they were wrong.
To say that Jared Polis is one of the biggest pussies in politics is an insult to pussies.
Big ruling on Mifepristone and the best NPR can do is platform some liar from a terrorist group like National Right to Life? Even with some half-hearted fact checking, shame on them. Followed up with an interview with some someone supporting Trump's pick for the Fed? Please. You're not getting your federal funding back. You don't have to play the role of bootlicker radio anymore. Time to change the channel.
The cuck boys over at Pod Save are laundering pretty hard for Trump this morning. Wonder if they're auditioning for the next Paramount buyout
It's so obvious during The Strokes set that the Coachella crowd is a bunch of pathetic trust fund twats that have never had to believe in anything other than having a good time
I'm glad this shithead president has time to sit around with his shithead son and watch golf tournaments while I pay almost $5/gallon for gas. And if the Democrats can't figure out how to message that then fuck them too.