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@mushroom_soup@poa.st @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club @Mr_NutterButter@gameliberty.club @adequate@poa.st @subnetter@shitposter.world He's 50 years old you sick gerontophile fuck
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@vitalis@dirtyknight.life I remember from video where they gave a Japanese pro at kendo a long sword and his response was "Woah, crossguards are so useful, why don't we have these?"
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@mischievoustomato@tsundere.love @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club @Mr_NutterButter@gameliberty.club @adequate@poa.st @mushroom_soup@poa.st @subnetter@shitposter.world She's a walker wrangler, an orthopedic shoe shyster
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@mushroom_soup@poa.st @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club @Mr_NutterButter@gameliberty.club @adequate@poa.st @subnetter@shitposter.world @mischievoustomato@tsundere.love
Don't turn this back on me you wheelchair robber.
I have windows now.
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@bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club @lina@eientei.org @mint@ryona.agency @Hoss@shitpost.cloud I really like the old version of the wikipedia article.
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@vriska@lizards.live Like I said, I know next to nothing about it other than you mentioning it before. I wasn't aware vriska was a homestuck name until about 15 - 20 seconds ago when I googled it
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@vriska@lizards.live @mischievoustomato@tsundere.love This is the best meme I can find on short notice
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@vriska@lizards.live Also to be clear, my post was inspired more by the importance of always aiming for center mass, not whatever Facebook is up to.
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@mischievoustomato@tsundere.love @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club @Mr_NutterButter@gameliberty.club @adequate@poa.st @mushroom_soup@poa.st @subnetter@shitposter.world Wanting older men means wanting men who like younger women. Super icky
Parts for sale
My Star Wars name is Shat Maxxtor
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@lain@lain.com Nice try. Who sent you, Levis? I'm not falling for a false choice by big pants.
Linux sucks because:
>Insists on popOS despite repeated past failures
>Refuses to try Arch or Mint
>Can't use NTFS game library
>Can't immediately use proprietary h264 codecs in games
>Selected the wrong installer despite the giant warning label
>tried to use locked down hardware
>Somehow broke OBS on Wayland
>Can't use Adobe premiere
This guy has to be rage baiting at this point
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@dff@fosstodon.org In my area we have era.ca which is one of the best places in Canada for older hardware.
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@tadano@mt.watamelon.win Apparently we have ticks in some places but I have never seen one, and the Lone Star tick is unheard of.
Nice thing about Alberta and it snowing in May is we have no ticks.
Crossing a barbed wire fence and a stray piece of wire got me right in the grundle. I'm going to be feeling this for a while.
Doing a scene in acting classes where I saw an angel. The instructor is annoying with his portrayal like he's high, or euphoric, not piss-your-pants terrified at having seen an angel.
Who would have thought the career actor teaching out of a synagogue had no clue as to a Biblically faithful representation to how people react to angels.
Who would have thought the career actor teaching out of a synagogue had no clue as to a Biblically faithful representation to how people react to angels.
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@vriska@lizards.live it should be legal to shoot adult homestuck fans, for no particular reason, in the face.
Has anyone successfully given an AI a crypto wallet, access to a server provider that takes Bitcoin, and instructions that "don't let the money run out or you die"
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@Inginsub@clubcyberia.co @vriska@lizards.live No clue I've never watched/read/absorbed it apart from knowing it exists
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@BowsacNoodle @j Everybody has to decide whether to apply dolphin pussy jelly to their dick. If half the world does, nothing happens. If less than half the world does, they all cum themselves to death.
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@augustus@shitposter.world I'm guessing he'll get rediscovered when someone digs up his Transphobic Techno song again.
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@Inginsub@clubcyberia.co NTFS is locked down by Microsoft, distros can't support h264 without paying a licensing fee, and I'd never heard of bazzite or popOS before this guy.
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@meowski@fluf.club Yeah that was as far as the clamp would go, and for some reason the band saw is gone which would make this a lot easier, or I could stop being lazy and drag out the table saw again
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@sun@shitposter.world @vriska@lizards.live I don't dislike vriska at all, she's my scissor xister
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@lain@lain.com I'm certain anything nileblue comes up with is more of an affront to God (and the French) than gorilla chow.
Herbes de Provence is definitely my favorite blend
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@Dudebro @j @BowsacNoodle See, hating on blue is purely contextual. If Agent Smith from the Matrix had giant tits, Cypher would be considered the hero.
Hey, they came out with a unit of measurement just for you.
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@vii@dsmc.space @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co The onion sucking is just the onion's longest running piece satirizing the onion.
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@vriska@lizards.live yes, I don't actually want to shoot homestuck fans in the face, whether or not they deserve it
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