Inspired by my 8th grade Algebra II teacher…
This isn’t “Underwater Basket Weaving”
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Picking Mushrooms Off Combo Pizza
Misjudging The Tensile Strength of Plastic Garbage Bags
Left Las Vegas
Deaderpool
Reminds me of inkjet printers 🤔
I dream of a world where writing instruments are never dried out.
Deforestation Gump
"Okay, bot."
Would be rather cool if a robots.txt setting existed that specified how long you don't want them to keep pulling your robots.txt every two bleeping hours 😤
You are in that file for a reason 🤨
I've pinned too many emails. Now they're no longer special.
“Lycopene E.T.”
Hurry up with disclosure already — the E.T.s are jonesin for our tomatoes 🍅
Exploring limited palettes.
#mastoart #fediart #extraterrestrials #digitalpainting
Now it'd be something if the camera caught the prop person wiggling the spider leg.
#Monsterdon #TheSpider #TheSpider1958
That scene with the reported was very similar to the one with the reporter in Starship Troopers.
#monsterdon #zarkorr #zarkorr1996
Mike: "Might as well look a little further I guess."
NO MIKE, THERE'S SKELETONS!
#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider #EarthVsTheSpider1958
The movie description says Zarkorr is 185 feet tall and weighs 300 tons. Where on Earth did they find a scale to weight it?
#monsterdon #zarkorr #zarkorr1996
Is there a specific hashtag for Earth vs. the Spider? Last week it was Zarkorr with the date of the movie tacked on the end.
#Monsterdon
RE: https://mastodon.social/@onepuntoomuch/116869915295836726
On IMDB it shows the title as "The Spider" and Original title: Earth vs the Spider.
Not confusing 🙂
#Monsterdon
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Is there a specific hashtag for Earth vs. the Spider? Last week it was Zarkorr with the date of the movie tacked on the end.
#Monsterdon
Open quoted postJust watched the trailer for Earth vs. the Spider. Feels like you're in a dark room wearing sunglasses 🕶️
#Monsterdon
People fuck up their lives through their own self-centeredness. Once transcended, they’re free.
#wordsOfWisdom
Mike and Carol look a lot different than they did in "The Brady Bunch."
#Monsterdon #TheSpider #TheSpider1958
"A postal worker, cryptozoologist, and a police officer walk into a bar..."
#monsterdon #zarkorr #zarkorr1996
We have to find out what made this creature so big?
Fast food?
#Monsterdon #TheSpider #TheSpider1958
Is it really Earth vs. the Spider? Seems more like South Park vs. the Spider.
#Monsterdon
You can never be free unless you stop focusing upon me, me, me.
#wordsOfWisdom
The movie card / poster for tonight's movie (on IMDB) reads, "BULLETS...won't kill it! FLAMES...can't burn it! NOTHING...can stop it!"
Did anyone try a rolled up newspaper? 🤔
#Monsterdon #TheSpider #TheSpider1958
The spider moves so slowly. How does it actually catch anything?
#Monsterdon #TheSpider #TheSpider1958
You'd think a huge spider would pick a cave with fewer stalactites? 🤔
#Monsterdon #TheSpider #TheSpider1958
Mark Hamilton? For a moment I thought Luke Skywalker was in this movie.
#monsterdon #zarkorr #zarkorr1996
The running time for Zarkorr! the Invader is 1 hour and 15 minutes. Wonder how long it will run with the ads?
#monsterdon #zarkorr