Wigbort

When you get a job you can start every day by producing a solid work in the break room toilet

My son isn't allowed to graduate kindergarten until he can ironman Night of Bush Capturing

They should have sent us 100 million abos instead of beaners and indians

The guinea fowl at work is laughing at me

EAT GLASS
#glasswolves

Almost died today

Mario aint't even a n atario. You wanna play with gabario?

Doise. Of the boise

Electric motors work by having a tiny Curly from The Three Stooges chained to the rotor on his side and does that thing where he shouts "whoop whoop whoop!" and starts spinning around whenever current runs through him.

She couple my shaft til I align rim and face

Guy who forgets what kind of gloves he's wearing when he goes to pick up an electrode someone else just used and they get melted into his hand

Who up swingin' they shit

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:niggagregnant:

Napping instead of eating on my lunch break with two weeks left in the fast and the boss wakes me up by setting a rack of ribs in front of me and asking me to eat them