"coded by ai?" id like to see ai write code as bad as me 
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mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitcha 20 yo red panda linux nerd from minnesota
cybersecurity student that's a little stupid
drinks way too much bubblr
pan and love my bf @goatogen <3
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every once in a while i see a post telling me to try matrix and every time i do it literally doesn't work, im not falling for it again
it could be illegal to have a restaurant close everything but their drive thru and then not let you order without a car
mfs be like "born too late to explore the world 😢" does openstreetmap look complete to you? get working
i should make a honeypot where the deeper you go the more absurd it gets
world is getting more and more to the point where if i woke up to bombs being dropped i would be alarmed but not surprised
setting up a fresh development environment for c++ and winegcc wondering how i got here
i have declared war on NTFS. i am purging that silly excuse for a filesystem from all drives on my computer
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plugging in two computers with an ethernet cable and they can instantly talk because both have an ipv6 link-local is so cool tho, and no worries about those addresses being routed 
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at my job all my coworkers hate ipv6, but the hatred is not spawned out of ignorance, but a complete disinterest in learning new networking concepts outside of CIDR blocks
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lmao the changes aren't even in effect yet it was just that samsung's api was broken again
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context, samsung wants to charge me for an api ive used for free for 6 years and that i rely on for one device (my thermostat) 
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https://www.howtogeek.com/samsung-smartthings-api-price-for-access/
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@spacekatia@girlcock.club the indie web is the struggling downtown that even with 1/100th the funding still has way more character and soul
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"why do you still use ubuntu then?"
stockholm syndrome
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snap is good for the guy who wants to maximize the amount of loop devices that are mounted at one time
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the only part of my keyboard cover that works correctly right now is the fingerprint sensor 
i really only use windows 11 enterprise on the daily, so i live in blissful ignorance for how bad consumer windows has gotten
i love how buildings in the us built largely before the electricity was truly standardized always have their own fucked up wiring solutions and i think that's beautiful
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old terminal editor "fans" when a real archaic text editor approaches them: :neocat_0_0:
the copilot key is mostly useless but at least i can rebind it to the powertoys command palette
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this is coming from a guy who was standing in front of a vending machine after buying a 20 fl oz drink and being disappointed that it's actually only 600mL 
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@reece metro transit is able to build bus infrastructure in like a fraction of the time and cost as train infrastructure, and if it provides the same level of service ill ride it anyways
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@linear this is so true! neither google nor here maps have the area i live mapped very well, but the openstreetmap is incredibly detailed and it really helps me get around by bike
its gonna come out that actually bubblr is poisonous or something and then i will die instantly 
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@strongsand i didn't even think of that!! i wasn't going to get it cause i wouldn't be able to stream it to my friends, but i could just dump the rom and then play it on pc! 
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@CursedSilicon the computer naturally defends itself from traitorous capacitors, the defector is gone now it should be back to normal
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@mynotaurus@floofy.tech the amount of '#opentowork" things i see on people's pfps is a recession indicator
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@pier @molly0xfff i grew up in the emmer zone, i am aware. its possible that already red areas get more red, but i dont think any blue areas are going to be flipped by whats happened in the state in the past year.
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also the tree!! i was wondering what that white area i found above some of the rooms was
am learning craftcms so that eventually ill actually write blog articles
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they both went though the same thing of hyperscaling something that really didnt need to be that big
regex difficulty is overhyped i feel, it takes a bit to get a handle of it but after that it's pretty nice to work with actually methinks
was biking behind a baby doe on the trail to work this morning, i love all the silly little animals i get to see on my commute