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mikeash
@mikeash@mastodon.sdf.org
Change the bees you want whirled in the sea.
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Joined December 18, 2022
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For anyone who need to hear it today: it’s ok to close that tab. You can get back there if you need it.
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This is what happens when an entire country has main character syndrome.
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Not entirely a name change, but I’ve pondered going by Ash. I do it sometimes when ordering stuff. Less collision prone than Mike.
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I had a dream that Luthen Rael scraped the hell out of my car while parking his Jaguar next to it. He was very nice about helping me find a body shop.
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@adamrice @sheldonnylander Anyone capable of embarrassment is nowhere near that craziness.
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@jjacobsson@mastodon.gamedev.place If Generics did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Them.
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@tsvga @mayintoronto I have a small quibble that reinforces your point. We actually do have a lot of experience building incomprehensibly powerful machines with alien intelligence that doggedly pursue inhuman goals. It’s just that they’re big companies and money, not AIs and paperclips. The consequences of building these machines are a big driver of the problem on the right.
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@TimWardCam@c.im @futurebird@sauropods.win Theoretically, US citizens have no requirement to carry any sort of ID. Noncitizens are required to carry whatever shows their authorization to be here. You might notice that these two things are somewhat incompatible with each other. ICE is taking full advantage of that fact.
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@griotspeak @airspeedswift For example, someone who doesn’t name their Hungarian opposition leader “Johnny Hungarian.”
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Was this a response to the Cloudflare outage? Or a cause…?
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Lovey, but I couldn’t stop thinking about how black holes convert 40% of infalling mass into energy. Every scrap of food a small nuclear bomb.
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@jasoncox@mastodon.social @BasicAppleGuy@mastodon.social Meanwhile my proposal of Mac OS Chi is snubbed.
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