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25 years ago this country went full bananas, and if you pointed it out at the time, someone would pull a little American flag off a car and poke your eyes out with it.
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Brian McFadden
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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Cartoonist. He/Him
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Joined April 25, 2022
One thing I learned from my fake job (cartoons) and real job (grinding my bones into dollars), is that rich people like being around creative and genuine people. Sometimes this can earn you a tip, that you can then give to your landlord.
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Stop the surveillance state, I want to get off. https://patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
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Democrats are offering an abundance of midterm messaging. https://patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
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A scams-based economy is not one that will last. https://patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
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Please don't describe the boot on your neck with heated rhetoric. It's divisive.
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Who's in the Reflecting Cesspool? https://www.patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
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Sending a kaiju to law school so it knows to only stomp on the Federalist Society when it invades DC.
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This administration managed to take the joy out of diarrhea jokes. (I'll still make them; I have no other skills.)
There's been no real innovation that's improved household chores (Sorry, Roomba, you can't do rugs, corners, stairs, curtains, furniture, etc.) in decades because all the tech money people haven't had to do any ever.
I don't usually do obituary cartoons, and since these are technically prebituary cartoons, I still haven't. https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/7/10/800067741/cartoon/emergency-obituary-cartoons/
Prebituary, oMITCHuary, whatever you want to call it, I got you covered. And there's a Lindsey Graham version over at https://patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
I was away from the computer all day and I don't want to catch up. Things still suck and the bad people haven't faced consequences? Ok, I'm caught up.
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FDA: It's not explosive diarrhea. You had an unscheduled fecal disassembly.
ASMR: Elephants Squish a Bad Dude (5m47s) https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15761595/Millionaire-US-big-game-hunter-75-trampled-death-five-elephants-hunting-antelope-central-Africa.html
"Weird Al" is the nicest guy in showbiz. More like "Normal Al." https://www.patreon.com/posts/164281068
My dumb jokes required more thought and planning than whatever the hell happened in the last 24 hours. https://www.patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
Pete Hegseth ate every Battleship piece and has acquired all Naval knowledge.
Why let A.I. write your manifesto when I did it for free? https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/4/24/800026575/cartoon/tech-bro-manifesto/
Our Nuremberg should be in Truth or Consequences, NM. No cutesy subtext and it also highlights TV game shows' role in our century of humiliation.
I went to my first Dropkick Murphys show in 20 years. Lotsa great energy at today's #NoKings rally. Especially the dude who was accurately heckling Gov. Healey.
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If you're catering the White House Correspondents' Dinner, don't forget to not wash your hands. https://patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
Who needs checks and balances when congress has these? https://patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
Due to a typo, evangelicals have been more concerned with stopping an Auntie Christ this whole time.
It's time for an adaption of Plato's Allegory of the Cave by Charlie Kaufman.
I just learned necrocracy is a real word.
Tucker Carlson is trying to launder his reputation by exposing its taint to ultraviolet light.
We've moved on to mocking the Great American State Fair, but that pool's still nasty. https://www.gocomics.com/brian-mcfadden/2026/06/29
Alternate ending of ET where RFK Jr. finds him in that ditch.
The ProPublica Guild is on strike today. Don't click those links until they get a fair contract. https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/tell-propublica-agree-to-real-job-protections-now
Once gas hits $6, you have to start calling it "guzzolene," and start wearing football pads everywhere.
Brands will try to be funny on Wednesday and it's going to be awful.
I resent having to draw Alex Karp's sloppy hair. Being a slob is one of the few perks of being a poor nobody, like a cartoonist.
Our dumbest war yet will require our dumbest exit. https://www.dailykos.com/story/2026/4/3/2376106/-Exit-strategies
I live in a building that houses more people than a rural voter sees in a week. They would shit their pants and start a podcast about ghosts if they heard one voice through their wall.
Pete Hegseth doesn't wash his hands, and has been using that time to polish a perfect sphere of feces, urine, and skin oil.
What slop will the press pigs be eating in DC next weekend? https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/4/17/800021943/cartoon/white-house-correspondents-dinner-menu/
10 years of news about the same demented guy isn't good for the news business. I've known he sucks the whole time and only skim articles about how much he sucks. We know! I'm not reading 1,000 words about it. Getting someone new in there should be a top priority.
Every ICE agent with their thumb up their butt airport is playing a unique role. https://www.dailykos.com/story/2026/3/27/2375012/-ICE-s-airport-agents
Instead of public apologies, we need a justice who will cropdust Kavanaugh until he gets pinkeye. https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/15/politics/sonia-sotomayor-brett-kavanaugh-apology
I condensed Alex Karp's ravings into the Tech Bro Manifesto. It's up now for patrons, who I desperately need more of because venture capitalists won't be funding me anytime soon. https://www.patreon.com/posts/tech-bro-156378670
I got a leaked copy of the White House Correspondents' Dinner menu, and patrons can see it now! https://www.patreon.com/posts/white-house-menu-155819350
What's going to cause a Mass Diarrhea Event at the White House Correspondents' Dinner? https://www.gocomics.com/brian-mcfadden/2026/04/20
Don't forget to salute everyone you see in their Boston Athletic Association tracksuits this weekend.
GAS HACK: Plastic bags are made out of oil, so you just shove the ones you have lying around in your gas tank.
They should've put this comic in that creepy proof of life photo. https://www.gocomics.com/brian-mcfadden/2026/07/13
We ran out of missiles and need some ingenuity if the war crimes are to continue. https://www.gocomics.com/brian-mcfadden/2026/08/10
Biohacking tips if you're not trying to live longer, better or whatever. https://patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
What will they be eating at the Bootlickers' Prom? https://www.patreon.com/posts/white-house-menu-155819350