Open post mastodonphan HAS MOVED @mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social · 14mo ago Replying to @godpod@universeodon.com <p>Has anyone else seen how he just leans against door frames when he's taking questions? Even Donold is getting tired of his own bullshit.</p> @godpod@universeodon.com He's got one foot in the grave. Maybe you can help him get that other foot in...
Open post mastodonphan HAS MOVED @mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social · 14mo ago Replying to @Ihazchaos@chaos.social @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk How many boxes can we check already? @Ihazchaos@chaos.social @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk Every one of them except the last. Guess we'll have to wait until 2026 to see if that last one comes true or not.
Open post mastodonphan HAS MOVED @mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social · 11mo ago Replying to @collectifission@greennuclear.online @mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social Listen again to the text. It's the wealthy werewolves putting signals in your tv feeds 😉 @collectifission@greennuclear.online Aaaahhhh😁
Open post mastodonphan HAS MOVED @mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social · 12mo ago Replying to @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social <p>Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 with the understanding it would only be released after her death. In it, she discusses blasting Trump and Musk deep into space and shares the message, "Don't lose hope"</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/positivity" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>positivity</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JaneGoodall" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>JaneGoodall</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hope" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>hope</span></a></p> @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social 🔪🧅😭
Open post mastodonphan HAS MOVED @mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social · 11mo ago Replying to @collectifission@greennuclear.online <p>Now this is ridiculously catchy. </p><p>And yes, I bow to my socialist vampire overlords 🙇♂️</p> @collectifission@greennuclear.online ...wait, how are Air Fryers socialist?
Open post mastodonphan HAS MOVED @mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social · 12mo ago Replying to @QasimRashid@mastodon.social <p>Last month Judge Diane Goodstein ruled against the Trump regime, and blocked the State of South Carolina from giving millions of voter data files to the DOJ.</p><p>Last week Harmeet Dhillon of Trump's DOJ openly condemned Judge Goodstein's ruling in a tweet.</p><p>Yesterday Trump lackey Stephen Miller called "left wing judges & lawyers" as "terrorists" requiring force to rebuke.</p><p>Now this is Judge Goodstein's home, on fire, and being investigated for arson.</p><p>Probably just a coincidence.</p> @QasimRashid@mastodon.social May the flames of hell be excruciating for Trump and all of his cronies once they die or are killed off.
Open post mastodonphan HAS MOVED @mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social · 16mo ago Replying to @Dadaph@sakurajima.moe <p>Okay, lets try posting a short comic here:</p><p>Dumb Seabirds 1<br />Page 1/20</p><p><a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>comic</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/manga" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>manga</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/MastoArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>MastoArt</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/artistsonmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>artistsonmastodon</span></a></p> @Dadaph@sakurajima.moe That last panel on the last page gives me Ed, Edd & Eddy vibes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Recd3VTJRw
Open post mastodonphan HAS MOVED @mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social · 16mo ago Replying to @loadingartist@mastodon.world <p>endgame ☢</p><p>👇 bonus panels in the replies 👇</p> @loadingartist@mastodon.worldhttps://skidrowreloaded.com https://fitgirl-repacks.site https://repacklabs.com https://romslab.com https://stremio.com https://real-debrid.com skidrowreloaded.com
Open post mastodonphan HAS MOVED @mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social · 11mo ago Replying to @RepShontelBrown@mastodon.social <p>Millions of Americans are about to see huge price spikes for health care coverage, including 38,000 people in our district. </p><p>House Democrats are standing with the American people: we're ready to negotiate a bipartisan agreement that reopens the govt, lowers health care costs, and saves health care.</p> @RepShontelBrown So what does Trump get out of this "bipartisan agreement"?
Open post mastodonphan HAS MOVED @mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social · 12mo ago Replying to @mattblaze@federate.social <p>It would be disturbing enough if Kimmel's show had been pulled (at the FCC's behest, no less) for speaking ill of Charlie Kirk. But the monologue wasn't even about Kirk. It was about the hypocrisy and opportunism of those using Kirk's murder to advance a right-wing narrative.</p><p>Comedy can be a sharp weapon, but this was, frankly, hardly the stuff of Lenny Bruce.</p><p>We are living in very dangerous times.</p> @mattblaze@federate.social https://mastodon.social/@mast0d0nphan/115222500019192866 mastodon.social mastodonphan HAS MOVED: "@Nonya_Bidniss@infosec.exchange And pirate, Pirat…" - Mastodon
Open post mastodonphan HAS MOVED @mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social · 11mo ago Replying to @angusm@mastodon.social <p>“Hi! Your OS here! See that red badge demanding your attention?”</p><p>"What is it?”</p><p>"It's sports news! Isn't that great?”</p><p>"I don't give a shit about sports. How do I turn it off?”</p><p>"If you're not interested in sports, you can customize the alerts to show something you ARE interested in.”</p><p>"I'm interested in an OS that does what I tell it. One that works for me. That doesn't track me or try to ‘maximize engagement’ or sell me crap or nag me about using AI or whatever. Got anything for that?”</p><p>“…”</p> @angusm@mastodon.social GrapheneOS, /e/OS, VollaOS on Android
Open post mastodonphan HAS MOVED @mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social · 12mo ago Replying to @augieray__dup_2212@mastodon.social <p>This is from the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum. Just thought I'd post it here for no particular or current reason.</p> @augieray@mastodon.social Pretty sure some of these have been skipped and others have been prioritized. Doesn't mean the fascist American government won't circle back to the steps they skipped.
Open post mastodonphan HAS MOVED @mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social · 12mo ago Replying to @narfnra@mastodon.social <p>still really impressed about the discovery that the japanese water beetle can survive getting eaten by frogs because it combines its natural tendencies with just straight up walking through the entire digestive system at a brisk jog. </p><p>like they just fucking say no thank you and leave. this feels like one of the most insanely powerful adaptations i can imagine a creature having. like nah i can't do anything to stop the voracious predator of my biome from consuming me. Doesn't Mean I Give Up</p> @narfnra@mastodon.social
Open post mastodonphan HAS MOVED @mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social · 16mo ago Replying to @Npars01@mstdn.social @petergleick@fediscience.org If this argument is made into precedent, it can be used elsewhere. "If farmers can't get undocumented labor to harvest crops, then we will need other sources of unpaid & underpaid labor." @Npars01@mstdn.social @petergleick@fediscience.org Close enough. Welcome back, slavery.
Open post mastodonphan HAS MOVED @mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social · 12mo ago Replying to @mathowie@xoxo.zone <p>welp</p> @mathowie@xoxo.zone https://mastodon.social/@mast0d0nphan/115222500019192866 mastodon.social mastodonphan HAS MOVED: "@Nonya_Bidniss@infosec.exchange And pirate, Pirat…" - Mastodon