It's “protect all women” when it's a trans person in the bathroom existing.
It's “don't ruin his future” when it's a white male frat bro who just got arrested for rape..
#transrightsAreHumanRights #trans
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mastodon 4.5.18I am a King, but I am also a degenerate, a scholar, and a riot. The Macabre Tavern pours horror tales, paranormal lore, and ghost stories after dark.
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@wendythedruid@thistlenfern.org I guess if there's Latinos for Trump and Gays for Trump, there has to be pro-Nazi lesbians, right?
The Forge is hot. Most people wait for inspiration; we rely on systems. Whether it’s the clinical precision of Audio Alchemy or the dark world-building of Aries Rising, the goal remains the same: constant transformation.
The King’s Capital pays the bills, but the Empire secures the future.
Status: Systems online.
Directive: Eliminate friction.
What are you building today, or are you still clearing the static?
#TheMacabreTavern #AudioAlchemy #AriesRising #ColdIron #GoodMorning
Coffee is the potion of choice at the Tavern today. How are you fueling the Empire this morning?
Horror in 2026 isn’t found in the basement anymore. It’s in the interface. We’ve traded haunted houses for haunted apps (Saturnalia) and domestic bliss for "Trad Wife" dystopias. The monster isn't under the bed; it’s the notification in your pocket or the person across the breakfast table.
Which is scarier: A demon you can see, or a Terms of Service agreement you didn't read?
Macabre Monday is live. 5:30 AM at the broadcast board. The coffee is black and the studio is dead quiet—the perfect environment to map out this week's horror lore for The Tavern. If you're up this early, I salute you. Let's get the week moving. ☕️📻💀
#HorrorCommunity #WritingCommunity #MacabreTavern #MondayMorning #Broadcasting #HorrorFam
The lead doesn't turn to gold by accident.
The sun is up in the Carolinas, but the real work happens in the shadows of the Forge. Whether you’re mixing audio for the next great podcast or world-building in the trenches of dark fantasy, remember: effort is the only currency that never devalues.
Systems are online. The Macabre Tavern is open.
What are you forging today?
#TheMacabreTavern #AudioAlchemy #AriesRising #ColdIron
Good morning everyone.
I guess Satan is my master then.
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@wendythedruid@thistlenfern.org Wonder which person IN the files wrote this?
Good morning, Mastodon.
I'm in a meeting, please someone kill me.
Good morning!
#HorrorCommunity #Readingcommunity
Found footage works because it forces us to watch things that were never meant to be seen. Which of these four remains the absolute champion of simulated reality? 📹🏆
Blair Witch? Paranormal Activity? REC? or Cloverfield?
Let’s argue. 🩸
We’re live! Talking Friday the 13th tonight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOvpeyzuPJ4
Horror Hangouts Season 3: Episode 3:The Women of Friday the 13th
Heya Trumpers...ya ready for war? I hope you are, because daddy's bringing back the draft #WW3 #YouVotedForThis
Hey y’all, I need to pay a quick bill, and I need groceries. I’m willing to work, so, if you have any voice work, send it my way. $25 for 30 minutes. We can talk about longer reads. Also, video editing is $25 for videos up to 30 minutes, $50 30-hour, $100 longer than an hour.
I really need some help, so please, send work my way.
#lookingforwork #mastodon #freelance
Windows 12 can suck my dick.
https://tech4gamers.com/windows-12-reportedly-relasing-2026-modular-ai-focused-os/
RE: https://flipboard.com/@associatedpress/politics-h8vn14lnz/-/a-Eu_oq5_QTESQ_GglQIuZ3A%3Aa%3A3199720-%2F0
Wonder if this has anything to do with mail-in voting?
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@wendythedruid@thistlenfern.org This is the prefect quote.
Anyone need any audio or video editing done?
I can do voiceovers, video editing anything you need?
#lookingforwork #audio #video #freelance
#sports Cal State Fullerton's head coach allegedly was moonlighting as a pimp.
"But what about his future?"
No, what about HER future that's now going to be completely changed because HE couldn't keep his fucking hands to HIMSELF.
SHE has a future ahead of her that got ruined because HE ruined it.
So, no, I really don't care about ruining the future of a rapist.
#Cornell
Call me old-fashioned and out of touch, but I don’t support candidates who’ve sexually assaulted someone.
I get it, I’m not hip with the times. Maybe I’m too old school because I believe that a rapist in the White House isn’t justification for allowing a rapist in the Senate because he said mean things about the guy in the White House.
#orchardasongorpoem #hashtagGames
Another One Bites The Apple
I am a serial fuckup who deserves nothing but loneliness and scorn.
Replying to on karp.lol
@follpvosten@karp.lol Mine was Grits and coffee.
Friday transmission live. The 3 AM alarm has fired its final shot for the week. One more shift in the trenches before we trade the friction for the weekend broadcast and mandatory nervous system recovery. Acknowledge if you are pushing through the final hour.
#GoodMorning #Vacation #work
Yes, Nolan Wells was Lynched. It's time we whites finally start looking at ourselves
https://substack.com/home/post/p-205958486
The right-wing cope on #Noem is that she was too pretty and the dems had to take her down.
I'm dying laughing.
The Wombats - Let's Dance To Joy Division [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
So, when does Bobert get punished for releasing the HIllary picture? Or does her fucking Kid Rock exempt her from rules?
Why does "garbage" footage hack your brain? Because polish means fiction, and imperfection means documentation.
Hollywood trained you to feel safe in the "hero shot." Found footage uses exhausted tremors and failed framing to signal one thing: nobody staged this.
Class is in session at Horror University. We are dismantling the Psychological Breach.
🔗 https://open.substack.com/pub/macabretavern/p/blurring-reality-how-found-footage
#HorrorUniversity #FoundFootage #TheMacabreTavern #FilmTheory #Horror
The Horror University is open.
This month, we’re going to talk about a genre that either is brilliant or completely shits the bed. FOUND FOOTAGE
Tell me what your favorite found footage film is, and some of you will end up in an article at the end of the month!
#foundfootage #Horror #horroruniversity #TheMacabreTavern
Protect your energy. Cut through the static. The doors to the Tavern are open. Step out of the noise and join us in the shadows. 🌑
#HorrorCommunity #WritingCommunity #DarkFiction #HorrorFam #CreativeFocus #TheMacabreTavern #GoodMorning
Nature is fucking magnificent.
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Thursday is just a Friday that hasn't earned its keep yet. Black coffee. Cold iron focus. Acknowledge transmission if you are still on the board.
#GoodMorning #Mastodon #Thursday
#OrchardASongOrPoem #HashtagGames
Maxwell's Silver Apple
Forging new nightmares. Sanguine Saints blends classic noir grit with vampire mythology. Follow along as the chapters take shape and the body count rises. #SanguineSaints #VampireNoir #IndieAuthor #DarkFantasy #TheMacabreTavern
Lindsey Graham was a piece of shit. He was a racist the denied that systemic racism exists, even though he saw it with his own two eyes from his father. No one can even tell you what the hell he brought to South Carolina, despite being in the Senate for 20 years.
#Senate #lindseygraham #USPol
Good morning all
JK Rowling is a sex pest.
#JKRowling #sexualpredator
RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef:
"Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. ... You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."