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@alice@lgbtqia.space Vultures as the only birds on truth social.
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Phil
@logwyrm@infosec.exchange
mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitchEvent Logs are my treasure hoard.
Log Management and SIEM by day, TTRPGs at night.
Formerly political science, which just means I'm tired of debates.
Linux user, self-hoster, initiate homelab nerd.
Lover of stories, for which I don't give myself enough time.
German writing here in English (mostly).
My profile picture is a pile of logs in a forest, because I will absolutely run this pun into the ground.
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Joined March 17, 2024
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he/him
Profession:
Security Consultant
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Orange Cyberdefense Germany
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@quinn@social.circl.lu Not sure where, but I read a great article on Sam Altman being a pathological liar, citing people who used to work for him like "He would tell you something and 5min later, during the same conversation, claim he never said such a thing".
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@dramypsyd@ohai.social I wish you many more good spikes and waves this year, so it will end up better-than-average, at least!
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@ObsidianUrbex@mstdn.social I will admit, I have so far preferred to adore them from a safe distance.
I took my wonderful wife to "Alegría", a show of Cirque du Soleil. Beautiful experience, very much recommend it! There was a fire dance to a drumset solo! #alegria #cirquedesoleil
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@ralphruthe Immer noch einer meiner Favoriten! Besser alt werden als früh draufgehen, ne? :neodog_cry:
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@ralphruthe Das Bild ist auch schon richtig alt, oder? Hab das Gefühl, das ist mir vor Ewigkeiten das letzte Mal untergekommen. Aber ist offenbar im Kopf geblieben!
I actually organized an introductory appointment at the local gym just a month after moving here, yay me!
A while ago, my beautiful wife taught me a piece of magic: You can charm support hotline workers by simply starting the call using the words "Thank you for taking the time to help me."
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@miffyhelen@beige.party Oh I feel you! Did the same back in february and it was intense.
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@der-fuggs.bsky.social Ich hab noch nie von einer Fee gehört, die von einem Vampir gebissen wurde!
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@nonyabidniss.bsky.social I'll call myself out if I want to, thank you. :P
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@Lilith@chaos.social Die SLAPP klingt im Grunde wie der logische nächste Schritt nach der DISS.
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@shanselman@hachyderm.io Recently, a friend's website broke and they quickly needed a replacement site. First time ever I felt like my IT brain was good for something. 
