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The Lack Thereof :v_bi:

@lackthereof@beige.party
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I would leave you empty inside?

Father of two daughters, survivor of retail turned programmer

Seattle area.

100 Followers
288 Following
50 Posts
Joined April 20, 2025
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 2mo ago
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@adhdeanasl@beige.party Maine is problematic. There's a reason Steven King wrote like 200 books about little Maine towns filled with abusers, racists, and rapists
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· 5mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social The great part of the story is that the dude wasn't even hunting the elephants. The elephants just recognized him as a big game hunter and decided to fuck him up. Based elephants.
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· 2mo ago
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@jerry@infosec.exchange this reads less like an incident disclosure and more like a humblebrag
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Spotted in the elementary school drop-off line

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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 3mo ago

I don't know what my favorite song on my 4th of July playlist is, but Styx - Suite Madame Blue is near the top. Written as a response to the 1976 bicentennial.

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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 3mo ago

Independence day viewing

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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 3mo ago

Ok this episode of Odd Squad my daughter is watching has at least 3/4 of The Kids In the Hall cast guest starring

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· 3mo ago

This LA times app home page from yesterday is the single most American Kleptocracy image I can remember seeing.

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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@aj Sydney. Feels like a cultural capital of some sort. Shiny and glass and has that opera house on the waterfront Isn't there a Victoria? New South Wales isn't a city, neither is Tasmania, but they are places, I think they have beaches? My brain wants me to say Aukland but I'm pretty sure that's in New Zealand. And I know there's the one city that the wooden streetcars come from but I can't remember what it's called.
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· 5mo ago

The garden Center at Fred Meyer gives me extreme lawn envy. I want to be able to plant all these things

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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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If this means I'm in an echo chamber then I'd like to stay, please.
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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Done! It only took me two hours to do a single 15 minute task
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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One of the wheels of my jack keeps falling off because the circlip that holds it on broke or disappeared a year or two ago. PITA.
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 2mo ago
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@Colman@mastodon.ie @gbargoud@masto.nyc @Hex@kolektiva.social Came here to point this out. Cars as direct 1:1 replacements for urban horses was initially good, actually. Horses had a ton of externalities that cars solved. But, like, absolutely none of those relate to the analogy aibros are attempting to make.
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Ha ha eat shit fash

https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2026-04-12/hungary-decides-in-key-election-that-could-unseat-populist-prime-minister-orban

latimes.com
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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It was 14mm, btw
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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One of the things I miss a having a functioning olfactory nerve is being able to tell the condition of the used oil by the smell #disability #braininjury
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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Bonus! While putting away un-put-away tools from my last trip down here, notice in the screwdriver drawer a set of little hooky-pokey guys I bought to make fishing the o-ring out of the oil filter housing easier, and had since forgotten about.
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· 6mo ago
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I distinctly remember writing the drain plug head size down SOMEWHERE so I don't have to carry half the world out to the parking lot.
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 3mo ago

I'd die with a hammer in my hand

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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@infobeautiful West Coast Best Coast
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· 5mo ago
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@lindarosesmit It's, like, 60/40 at best. There's a "mOdEraTe" bipartisan supermajority in the state legislature. Oh and every single major city police department in the country is entirely rogue, openly hostile to the city they work in, and staffed entirely by out of towners. The bigger the city the more nuts and resistant to local control the police department. The local politicians are afraid of the cops, not the other way around.
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@dinozombie I think this might be making a distinction between north america and central or middle America. But it's likely a convenience choice as the Mexican energy grid is mostly independent from the (multiple) US grids, while Canada and the US are heavily interconnected and coordinated. So you probably couldn't calculate this for one of the US or Canada without taking the other into account? @infobeautiful
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@nat@kind.social that's the most traditional way for sure, sadly underutilized in the modern era Keep it up 💪
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@nat@kind.social the environmental / carbon / petroleum cases for cloth diapers, though, above included, neglect to consider the impact of the laundering at all. There are a number of studies on this with wildly different conclusions, depending on the exact situation studied, and while it's possible to get a net gain vs disposable, it's ludicrously easy if you're laundering at home to end up having a way bigger fossil fuel footprint washing diapers than manufacturing disposables. Terribly, the economies of scale make the expensive bougie diaper pickup services the most environmentally friendly. And they're just unaffordable in my opinion. This is a terrible world for us to all live in, isn't it? Every choice feels terrible. I hate all the choices I have to make daily.
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago

6 has a fever and went to bed early last night.

We have a bed-wetting alarm on her bed, and apparently she had enough night sweats to set it off.

Now that I've been up to check on that my body has decided, well, 5:00 is close enough to get up time, we're not going back to sleep.

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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Huzzah! It took 13 years, but finally, no more Comcast tax in our condo dues!

I remember being told this would never happen, that everybody in the complex WANTED cable TV.

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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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I regret to inform you all I absolutely have not learned my lesson and have BeatBoxed again
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@pencilears They used to have a low-key storefront inside the Redmond headquarters, the same place as the repair center. I bought my Gameboy SP there.
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· 6mo ago
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I've never heard of this brand before but it says "high quality" right on there so it must be. Walmart won't ship the store brand anymore and was sold out of the Fram, this was the next cheapest. Interestingly, no country of origin written anywhere on the filter or its packaging. Which, if I understand applicable trade laws, means this was produced inside the US by a company with no expectation of ever exporting product. Tariffs! Bringing the important, high skill, high wage jobs home. Like manufacturing oil filters.
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 6mo ago

EXECUTIVE
DYSFUNCTION

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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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Yay we won the bidding war.... and then the seller went with the other guys anyway
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@aredridel@better.boston It's not even necessarily algorithmic racism. A lot of it is good old fashioned pay-to-play. Google is straight up an advertising company, after all. They demand their cut
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 3mo ago

I can hoist a jack and I can lay a track, I can pick and shovel too

Ain't no machine can, that's been proved to you

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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@aptitude We have rituals to maintain the shade
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 3mo ago
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@inthehands@hachyderm.io I am always surprised the number of people still on chrome
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago

How fucking far up Exxonmobil's asshole do you have to be to look at the current global energy economy and _double down_ on stopping renewables?

https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2026-04-27/trump-administration-pays-wind-developer-to-walk-away-from-california-offshore-lease

latimes.com
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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Every time I tour a house that a landlord has owned, you can just TELL
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Apparently Russian oligarchs are exempt from both the US and Iranian blockades of the strait of hormuz

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2pn8zdxdjo

bbc.com
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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oh the entire yard, front back and side, has had all the lawn/landscape/garden ripped out and replaced with gravel? Gee I wonder who the fuck did that
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@scallops@dice.camp I think anything either south of the tropic of Cancer, or which had a Mezoamerican culture pre-colonization, is often considered central or middle America. Either definition splits mexico down the middle. I'm a Westcoaster, you'd have to be pretty clueless to live here and not recognize a huge amount of the west used to be mexico. But if we extend this map to include Mexico, it's all yellow for natural gas.
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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 5mo ago

I don't remember the exact wording, but on NPR on the way home I swear one of the hosts used a phrase very close to "endless stream of lies" in reference to Trump statements

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The Lack Thereof :v_bi: @lackthereof@beige.party
· 3mo ago
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I hear it's not just our company. Seems like some other companies had this mass layoff locked and loaded for after the holiday weekend.
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