🐬🐬🐬 The dolphins were out and about today off the Newport Beach shore
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Kyle Ford
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Not gonna lie, this is incredible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-izxXJgnuQ
I'm just glad someone's out there knocking out this type of important work https://www.vice.com/en/article/a-fan-once-calculated-luigis-penis-size-based-on-a-nintendo-ad-anyway-heres-how-big-it-is/
Wanted to verify that it was indeed a famous soap opera actress as I suspected (yep, Deidre Hall from Days of Our Lives) guest starring in the new soap opera episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, and was “glad” to see Gemini just *crushing it* as usual.
Almost got it #dogsofmastodon
This is the most dystopian thing I've seen all week, and I'm living in 2026 America so that's *saying something*
My wife and I just spent 15 min jammed above the garbage disposal with various utensils and pliers attempting to extract a vampire-themed garlic crusher named Gracula. Your evening going well?
Just added (to the existing Instagram, X and YouTube support): Facebook, Threads and TikTok. 🤝
Give a Link → Get a Feed
Add any public account from Instagram, Facebook, Threads, X, TikTok or YouTube to quickly get an RSS feed for your favorite reader. Bye, algorithms! Bye, doom(scrolling)!
The sea lions, on the other hand, brought a much more relatable 2026 vibe 🤝
These old expo grounds were super fascinating to visit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=fgAXeuc6wbvQUXI7&v=CWUFKNnIzTU&feature=youtu.be
Notes and pics from our trip there last summer: https://houseofkyle.com/2025/07/26/big-in-japan-part-two/
New legendary possum just dropped https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/mar/19/possum-hobart-airport-gift-shop-soft-toys
🫡 Re-posting in celebration of #maythe4th https://houseofkyle.com/2024/05/04/the-lost-jedi/
🥧 It's Sunday morning, which means it's once again time for a piping hot issue of Kyle's Junk Drawer!
"Mary says she was given a week’s notice to prepare for Endless Shrimp, an experience that might be compared to getting drafted to Vietnam in 1972."
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/articles/red-lobster-endless-shrimp-back-140000733.html
🍊 It's Monday in America, which means it's time for your weekly dose of chaos...
My wife and I attempting to shop for a new mattress 😬
This afternoon on Stream Team we're discussing "Goodfellas" live at 3pm PT. RSVP right now to get a reminder as soon as we go live.
https://streamteam.club/events/livestream-discussion-17-goodfellas
🥧 It's Sunday morning, which means it's once again time for a piping hot issue of Kyle's Junk Drawer!
Here’s some stuff I’ve experienced lately (and not necessarily only new releases)...
Legit thankful that I wasn't sipping a drink when I read this headline
Having watched Apple events for decades, I love that it's never been easier to watch them on the TV in the background while working.
I *don't* love the fact that these days I now need two different pairs of glasses to switch between the computer and the TV though. 👴
We all know that having to actively scroll the LinkedIn feed is about as fun as walking into a knife, but it's a necessary evil for many.
To that end, I've now added LinkedIn support to ByeDoom.
Stay on top of public LinkedIn posts from people and businesses you care about, while avoiding the other various horrors.
🥧 It's Sunday morning, which means it's once again time for a piping hot issue of Kyle's Junk Drawer!
https://newsletter.houseofkyle.com/the-impression-that-i-get/
🍊 It's Monday in America, which means it's time for your weekly dose of chaos...
🍊 It's Monday in America, which means it's time for your weekly dose of chaos...
💬 Had a great time with our Big Lebowski panel discussion!
https://streamteam.club/posts/replays-%F0%9F%8E%A5-livestream-discussion-21-the-big-lebowski
This Man Has a Cult Internet Following Over His Olive Garden Lifetime Pasta Pass https://www.wired.com/story/this-man-has-a-cult-internet-following-over-his-olive-garden-lifetime-pasta-pass/
Wishing you a lovely Tuesday evening
🥧 It's Sunday morning, which means it's once again time for a piping hot issue of Kyle's Junk Drawer!
🍊 It's Monday in America, which means it's time for your weekly dose of chaos...
TIL that Smokey Bear HAS A GRAVE https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/smokey-bears-grave 🐻🪦
Way to put me on blast, Cameo