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Kazz

@kazz@mastodonapp.uk
mastodon 4.6.8
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Disabled. Socialist. Irritant.

BLM
Pro-Green. Pro-EU.
LGBTQIA+ Ally.
People before profit.
Anti-Tory. Anti-fascist.
WoW addict.

#SaveOurNHS

344 Followers
585 Following
32 Posts
Joined December 21, 2022
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago

The first major brand of bottled water was Evian.

It was specifically created for people who have too much money and can't read backwards.

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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago

And Jesus said unto the masses “Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!”

The Bible according to Pete Kegbreath

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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 3mo ago

Are there any doctors out there?

I have lost a third of my bodyweight over the last 18 months. I am weak and tired all the time. I've had every test known to mankind but they can't find it. Upto now sleep hasn't been a problem.

Last night I got 2 hours sleep after only getting 4 the night before. This morning I woke aching all over, particularly in my hips radiating out about 12 inches. It was so severe I couldn't stay in bed.

Is this likely a posture thing or something to worry about?

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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@quixoticgeek@social.v.st I have had flu once in my 59 years. Once you've had it you know. One of the most ill I've ever felt lasting for days and taking a full week to recover.
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago
"Are the Iranian negotiators in the room with us now, Donald?"
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago

Got to say I applaud Andy Burnham's No10 North Cabinet

MoD - Liam & Noel Gallagher
Science/Education - Prof Brian Cox
Culture - Morrissey
Disabled - Dame Sarah Storey
Women & girls - Emmeline Pankhurst
Literacy - John Cooper Clarke
Music - Heather Small
DWP - Bez (for the lols)

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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
Funny how things change. Back in my day (I'm 59), if a politician was caught having an extra-marital affair, he would resign in utter disgrace. Nowadays, the politicians literally fuck children with impunity.
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
Every constituency in England needs a Hannah.
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
.@BBCNews I have a complaint to make. It has been nearly 48 hours since the Greens won Gorton and Denton and you have yet to start, or lend your considerable strength to, a smear campaign against the militant-trans-marxist-trot-loony-left-lesbian wokeys. When will it to start?
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 8mo ago
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago

When you poke a stick at a hornet's nest, it is the hornets who decide when the fight is over.

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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago

Surprised Labour haven't jumped into the 'war'. Afterall, illegal wars are right up their alley.

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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
I keep seeing posts on Reddit comparing the new MacBook Neo to the M1 MacBook Air. Why? Here in the UK, Amazon is selling refurbished M2 Airs for ten pounds cheaper (£589) than the Neo (£599). Neo - https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0GR6JM66H/?aref=GDgjvSHy8P M2 Air https://www.amazon.co.uk/2022-Apple-MacBook-laptop-chip/dp/B0BGG744XY/ref=sr_1_4 Given that choice, I'm going with the M2 every time.
amazon.co.uk
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
You know how Iran are hitting all the surrounding US airbases? The official line is 6 dead. There are rumours the number is close to a thousand, which, obvs I don't know if true, but '6'...?
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
An illegal war in the Middle East over oil? Surprised New Labour haven't jumped right in. Illegal wars are their thing afterall.
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
A white genuine working class English woman representing an anti-hate party led by a gay Jewish man attracting a whole swathe (if you believe the Press) of Muslim voters. Try find an attack angle with those credentials. I just hope Hannah has never farted while taking a pee.
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 8mo ago

Dreamt Labour won the Denton/Gorton by-election by a landslide. Who knew dreams could be so far-fetched?

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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 8mo ago
I'd prefer the plague to the Eton rifles.
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 8mo ago
Sure the 2nd Amendment was to guard against tyranny.
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 8mo ago
I back Zack.
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
The guillotine was first used in Paris in 1792 and then became notorious as “Madame Guillotine” Time we rolled her out again.
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
If I was a non-UK Man Utd player I'd be on strike.
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
Where Labour abstain the Greens would fight. #VoteGreen at every opportunity.
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
What did Iran supply Venezuela with for oil production? Perplexity - Gas condensate and super‑light crude used as diluent to blend with Venezuela’s extra‑heavy crude so it can be transported and exported. Large volumes of crude oil and condensate under oil‑for‑oil swap deals (tens of millions of barrels since 2022–23). And nobody in the media mention this.
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
Gorton and Denton by election aftermath BBC Board: Socialism? We can't have the common people knowing what's good for them. Tell them Muslim men were handcuffing their 6 wives and eight daughters to the voting booth to make them vote against the will of the good old British people. Yeah, that's do it. Oh, and Bob, can you find out if that Spencer woman has ever farted whilst taking a pee in a public loo? We may be able to use it later on. Cheers.
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago

So, he has kidnapped one leader and killed another.

What is it next? Divorced or beheaded?

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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago

When the Green Party win, we all win.

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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
The man who saved millions but millions couldn't save him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm8LGxTLtQk
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago

c/o @OldGassy1984 on the other site

'Old Matt Goodwin wrote a book, AI AI Oh!

And in that book he invented some quotations, AI AI Oh!

With some Cicero here, some Scruton there ...

Old Matt Goodwin wrote a book, AI AI Oh!'

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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago

England v France

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN81Bv3WP/

vm.tiktok.com
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Kazz @kazz@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago

Do you ever see a tweet from 'the other side' which makes you think "Fuck me, I'd rather steer well clear of that one"?

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