kate

what makes a light year weigh less than the other years??

do u want to come over to my place for bangers and mash it’s just mash potato but we eat it while listening to my mixtape 🔥

moses parted a sea then made everyone walk? surely it wouldve been logistically easier to just get a boat

so glad to hear milk.com is a blink-free zone. hard to find websites that respect tradition these day. everywhere else you go now, things are just blinking. no wonder everyone has anxiety. wake up sheeple

Woke 2.0 is actually woke 3.0 but woke 3.0 is actually just a return to form of woke 1.0 and then woke 2.0 is whatever the libs thought woke meant. we're so back and also it never happened

i dont know how to phrase this shitpost something like i cant believe u can just buy cbd oil at tesco now one day ur oiling ur elbow the next ur taking meth open your eyes sheeple its a gateway ointment

wish i was born in the olden times when typing was a full time job and if a woman talked too much they gave her heroin and a vibrator

i leave my door unlocked so santa can get in easier

jeff bezos should give me all his money i can spend it better

imagine being able to turn water into wine and still only having 12 friends

instead of texting lol i send a voice memo of myself laughing

computer network? i’d sure hope it does

if ai is so smart why can’t it pop its own bubble

my favourite club just got shut down bcs they let a horse in

i’m an anti social socialist

andrew taint incel to in cell speedrun

I don't mean to brag, but my house is in the million dollar range. That's right, I paid 0.17 million for it. I can afford it though because I make a seven figure salary. Of course two of those figures are after the decimal point, but still.

If Mom and Dad were still alive today, they’d be scratching frantically to get out of their coffins