Joe

I need to do something radical;

Throw out all my socks maybe

Sick of all the groupies at the circus. Your not watching the show even, you just wanna wait behind the tent so you can fuck the clowns

Gold Medal in Violence

Curling has no heroes. It is a mean sport for a fallen age.

I could undulate rn

Dude this pilot is blasting the undertale soundtrack on the plane. He's playing it off his phone over the intercom

Left to my own devices my static charge woild naturally attract fibers and stuff and crap all stuck to my skin

"Will you still suck me? / will you still fuck me? / when I'm sixty-nine" -The Sexual Beatles

This gender shits easy

Imagien a big thing of beer