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@joao@clew.lol
pleroma 2.9.1
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pro-pseudoanorexia
anti-male
clew.lol account
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Joined April 05, 2026
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
Replying to
i actually looked up for the ISO code money currency and could find it, went to the currencies market, even installed a broker and they told me i was being scammed and i should sue you @lebronjames75@shitposter.world
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
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@WoodshopHandman@poa.st @fish@detroitriotcity.com @tobias@poa.st @Paultron@shin.mugicha.club LOL you got me with that meme, well played sir *tips hat*
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 5mo ago
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@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer @sampler@freebeerextremist.com pip is the worst command ever
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
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do you guys still have good attention span, i still do, i like the way i play
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
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@Paultron@shin.mugicha.club @WoodshopHandman@poa.st you need to know succcess for this guy is what he sees on TV series on netflix of CEOs and stuff like that in movies
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
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@kybermace@poa.st the last ones are really fat tho
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
i got 6 days suspention of twitter that means i am on the right track
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
HGAAHHA WE READ, YEAH READING YOUTUBE VIDEOS ALL DAY @WoodshopHandman@poa.st @Paultron@shin.mugicha.club

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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 5mo ago
i deserve to go to the womens bathroom, ive been there when i was drunk caz i wanted to do cocaine and be left alone, and its super cool their bathrooms, they have little things do hold your cup and you can do a line of cocaine RT: https://clew.lol/objects/4ae8ea87-1e4d-454d-a6d1-096f8e0a9311
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
@Tony@clew.lol
MFW i remembered some womens bathrooms have couches in them. Or so i've been told...
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
Replying to on clubcyberia.co
@get@clubcyberia.co today i saw a little cabin made out of wood, but i didnt see the price of it, but i know i will one day have one and its going to be great, the a police man cant do anything about it, not even one station
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
:hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
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@tobias@poa.st @fish@detroitriotcity.com @WoodshopHandman@poa.st @Paultron@shin.mugicha.club i dont have a job
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
why they are arguing about TV, nobody has a TV, like a printer, nobody has a printer
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
i also like this one but has too much of a police officer vibe to it totally gay
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 5mo ago
hello
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
You are the kind of person to take his job very seriously, then get fired, get a flat tire, cant pay, you are now sued, cant pay, lose the house, cant find a new job, you now live on the streets and you will think "i wish was successfull" @WoodshopHandman@poa.st @Paultron@shin.mugicha.club RT: https://poa.st/objects/e4e5073f-66cc-4cc7-bbbf-bcfc2c28d9e0
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
hehe they look like large pills @Myshkin@nicecrew.digital RT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/db326ab6-bc22-4f9f-9adf-7afb09fc6a67
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 5mo ago
:hk_wave_hi:
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
jews must wear their armband all the time, 100% of the time everytime, anywhere, anyplace even in the middle of the atlantic drowning for some reason, ive seen in funerals they dont put the armband in the the "dead" jew and he goes burried without the harmband., this is not allowed specially if im having fun outside and i see this stuff, do jews understand what we do if they dont wear it
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
youtube is the new TV, i dont mean the real TV from your parents @WoodshopHandman@poa.st @Paultron@shin.mugicha.club

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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
:bugcat-changing-colors: :bugcat-changing-colors: :bugcat-changing-colors:
:bugcat-changing-colors: hello :fire_animated: :fire_animated: :fire_animated: :fire_animated: :fire_animated: :explosion_bomb: :bugcat-changing-colors: :fire_animated: :fire_animated: :explosion_bomb:
:bugcat-changing-colors: :bugcat-changing-colors: :bugcat-changing-color :fire_animated: :fire_animated: :explosion_bomb:
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
check this guy out, laughting caZ I DONT have a job, i never had a job more than 6 months, and i only had 1 job and i got fired and i smoked crack in the job @WoodshopHandman@poa.st @fish@detroitriotcity.com @tobias@poa.st @Paultron@shin.mugicha.club RT: https://poa.st/objects/5ddee0cb-1d99-4759-8a8f-de2f32f21ed4
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
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@Forestofenchantment@furville.drinkanddrive.africa @histoire3@shota.house yeah some iranian girls are more white than me
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
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@Jonny@annihilation.social @TyggBiddies@clew.lol 99% of why people had children is because they are bored
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
I want to see how it {A,B} looks like
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
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its a jew made up disease because hyper-social people are desired instead of people who like logic/math etc @WoodshopHandman@poa.st
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 5mo ago
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 5mo ago
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@elftummy@poa.st this one is very cool
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 5mo ago
@Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world hi whats up
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 5mo ago
im sober for 3 days, 3 miserable days
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
@suquili@poa.st

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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
@Twig@clew.lol Elon musk couldnt make this no matter how many indians we would wire

RT: https://clew.lol/objects/28da8ec8-a317-422b-83e8-2dc7f3d8b57f
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
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@Shadowbroker2135 how much money do i own you?
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 5mo ago
@johnmacintosh@swiss.social thats a pretty cool one, really unique

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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 5mo ago
this is funny because i put lab grade PCP in something i dont clean since i got it here, so it drops instantly to 85% pure as it hits that cup thing, also proves its from lisboa i wonder where i got that i dont know i just know i that stuff has more drugs stained on it than a dog at the airport [Error: Não consegues publicar um post vazio e sem ficheiros] RT: https://clew.lol/objects/3c47cb6f-b64a-4b67-822a-db97348d8c68
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
my bank account was closed and the bank lost -1.65€ after i was done with it, thank god we settle it for 1.65€ hard times for banks with me
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
:sonnenrad_spin:
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
i recorded this video for my friends in cgc (cult group chat) to help me find the little dust drug in this place while i looked on the floor, we work together like this, cooperate
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
@WoodshopHandman@poa.st @Paultron@shin.mugicha.club

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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
i dont read books, they are in pdf so they dont count WoodshopHandman@poa.st @Paultron@shin.mugicha.club

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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 5mo ago
im on PCPƴ and i dont even like dissos that much, buts its all i got now
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
@PanzerTan@poa.st i bought the pro-freepremium account, tell him adolf weissnazi

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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 4mo ago
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
@syntheticmind@clew.lol i saw a guy that found a way to use 50% less tokens on his AI by teaching him to be a caveman, so the AI talks like "no, me find nothing, me do this *" and so on, you get the idea, and the point is that tried to replace the AI with a simple command line, and zerohedge retweeted him to 2 million followeres, a guy who just thought he discovered a command line

RT: https://clew.lol/objects/f724a038-a2e1-43f5-959f-d31579b30e96
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 5mo ago
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@Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world i know everyone who didnt post back how much i own them must be because they found out they own me a lot of money, lots of money wheres my money man
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joao @joao@clew.lol
· 6mo ago
@lebronjames75@shitposter.world how much money do i own you?
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