Open post joancallamezzo123 @joancallamezzo123@poa.st · 4mo ago Replying to @joancallamezzo123@poa.st Keep hating me you slut. What's your new address? I'm bringing a maid for your gross ass toilet Fuckin jonny trying to get those stats 🤣 I see you What if jonnys over there just fuckin destroying bitches and this is all a lark
Open post joancallamezzo123 @joancallamezzo123@poa.st · 6mo ago Replying to @RR@poa.st Never quit. Jesus, over the top lol 80s movies man
Open post joancallamezzo123 @joancallamezzo123@poa.st · 6mo ago Replying to @Honkers@poa.st "@bankertobuilder" uh huh, a banker, from NYC.<br>For this transgression, I hope something bad happens to him. <br>I'm not joking, not at all. What filthy monster would change that gorgeous floor
Open post joancallamezzo123 @joancallamezzo123@poa.st · 6mo ago Replying to @TrueMasterCole@poa.st Even someone like me gets impulsive at times. Putting Turok on hold for now so I can do some Castlevania 64! Ohhhh gimme that dr mario 64
Open post joancallamezzo123 @joancallamezzo123@poa.st · 6mo ago Replying to @jb@nicecrew.digital <p>Saturday morning <a class="hashtag" data-tag="headlines" href="https://nicecrew.digital/tag/headlines">#headlines</a> recap </p><p><strong>War news..</strong></p><p>Houthis officially enter the war - Ansar Allah spokesman Yahya Saree announced the first Houthi military operation against Israel: a ballistic missile barrage at “sensitive military targets in southern occupied Palestine.” This new development brings one-third of global seaborne petroleum into play. </p><p>Israel strikes multiple locations of Iran’s nuclear infrastructure during Trump’s pause. <em>You’d think at some point Trump’s survival instinct would kick in and he’d throw Israel under the bus, but I guess he’s willing to go right over the cliff with them.</em> </p><p>US and Israeli missile and other munition supplies dropping precipitously <em>…but hey, they’re totally winning the war bros.</em></p><p>QatarEnergy declares force majeure on LNG through May - Italy, Belgium, South Korea, and China just received notices: gas not coming, for up to 5 years. Supplies of helium, naphtha, and sulfur also reduced. <em>Israel and her US lapdogs are going to crash the world economy.</em> </p><p>Third US carrier strike group deploying; April 6 deadline with full force positioned. <em>They’re talking about seizing Iran’s nuclear materials, presumably so they can hand them to Israel on a silver platter.</em></p><p>Rubio says Iranian control of Hormuz unacceptable, then hints other nations will have to fix it. </p><p>Iranian hackers get into Patel’s email and dump 300+ emails and photos. Among other things, his dual citizenship to India is revealed. <em>Just a matter of time before they find requests for bobs and vagene.</em></p><p><strong>Other news…</strong></p><p>A young Zohran Mamdani is seen posing in a picture with Epstein, Clinton, and others. <em>Grok says it’s real, but even if it isn’t we know he wouldn’t have that job unless he was a club member in good standing. </em></p><p>GOP Senate systematically blocks Trumps recess appointments. <em>Sabotaged by his own party, but OTOH it’s unlikely the appointments would be of use to Heritage Americans anyway.</em> </p><p>JD Vance says he was surprised to learn that the US government doesn’t prosecute fraud that’s under $1.5M per year. <em>He fails to mention this loophole is for jews and browns only.</em></p><p>Vance also says they’re “going after” Ilhan Omar for immigration fraud. <em>Weak and pathetic.</em> </p><p>RAMZPAUL commenting on coming midterm bloodbath: “Good chance Trump will be impeached and removed from office. I hope listening to Mark Levin and Laura Loomer was worth it.” <em>Those two are just hired help, it’s Adelson and Netanyahu pulling the strings.</em> </p><p>Someone notices that “conservative” jew-boy Josh Hammer’s YouTube viewership never even approaches 1000 per episode, even thought he’s touted by Newsweek as some important, influential voice. <em>Fakery and gayness intensifies.</em> </p><p>Jill Biden’s secret service agent shot himself while accompanying her through Philly airport. <em>Supposedly he was fumbling with his cell phone and shot himself; OTOH if I was forced to accompany her I might off myself as well.</em></p><p>Netanyahu divulges that he financed Hamas to sew chaos in the region until Israel could take what they wanted. <em>Video was from some time ago, I still think he’s in a coma or dead.</em> </p><p><strong><em>Don’t be spending the whole day staring at a screen, get out there and find something beautiful to appreciate…</em></strong></p> Thank you for the news sir!!
Open post joancallamezzo123 @joancallamezzo123@poa.st · 6mo ago Replying to @thomasroiloup@shitposter.world If you're wondering what's the increased twitter fun between America and Japan lately, Japanese people have been enjoying the whole "America burger grill" thing lately and it's been going very positively between Japanese and Americans as a result! I'm loving the japbros
Open post joancallamezzo123 @joancallamezzo123@poa.st · 6mo ago Replying to @graf@poa.st Alright if you guys are planning on sending me gifts just like previous years please send them to poast instead. Save me the cost of footing the extra of the bills for April and I will love you forever. I have everything I need and I don't want anything else. patron.poa.st (monthly fiat) give.poast.org (one time fiat) liberapay.com/poast (one time or monthly fully anonymous fiat) poa.st/donate/crypto Last year and the year before you guys sent them to the addresses in my profile and what I want is if you want to give me something please give it to poast instead. Thank you and God bless. 15 mins left of 39 🫡 40!?!? Holy shit that's ANCIENT HAPPY 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 🎂
Open post joancallamezzo123 @joancallamezzo123@poa.st · 6mo ago Replying to @koropokkur@nicecrew.digital happy bday graf. Lol I'm older than himits ok, I really am ancient
Open post joancallamezzo123 @joancallamezzo123@poa.st · 4mo ago Replying to @Jonny@annihilation.social @SarahGation@nicecrew.digital @NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol Adorable is how women describe other women that are retarded. Jonny jonny jonny...
Open post joancallamezzo123 @joancallamezzo123@poa.st · 4mo ago Replying to @Jonny@annihilation.social @joancallamezzo123@poa.st @HockeyDoxie@nicecrew.digital @SarahGation@nicecrew.digital @zeke@nicecrew.digital @NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol Your name should be JoanMurderedAttheHandsOf FeverCallaMezzo… You're mean to me jonny you should be kinder
Open post joancallamezzo123 @joancallamezzo123@poa.st · 4mo ago Replying to @Jonny@annihilation.social @joancallamezzo123@poa.st @HockeyDoxie@nicecrew.digital @SarahGation@nicecrew.digital @zeke@nicecrew.digital @NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol No. I hate you. The only way that I would be kinder too you is if you were an actual ladiy with a vagina and you DM’d me with your BMI numbers… Keep hating me you slut. What's your new address? I'm bringing a maid for your gross ass toilet
Open post joancallamezzo123 @joancallamezzo123@poa.st · 6mo ago Replying to @SlayKween@nicecrew.digital Das foh takin da last crab legs, ho 😤 Look at dis bitch ova hea Shoooooooooottt giiirrrrrrl 💖
Open post joancallamezzo123 @joancallamezzo123@poa.st · 4mo ago Replying to @zeke@nicecrew.digital Need a stand in? Can you drink 6 gallons of rum and look as dashing as him in a puka shell necklace?? Can you pretend the dogshit, nosediving price of xrp is a-ok??
Open post joancallamezzo123 @joancallamezzo123@poa.st · 4mo ago Replying to @HockeyDoxie@nicecrew.digital Gonna love him to death, eh? Well that didn't last long, he's already being a cocktease and ignoring me
Open post joancallamezzo123 @joancallamezzo123@poa.st · 4mo ago Replying to @HockeyDoxie@nicecrew.digital Hi Joan! Gonna give Jonny a beat down? Hi hockey! 👋👋😊😊 I would never! This is love! Just ..love!! 💖
Open post joancallamezzo123 @joancallamezzo123@poa.st · 9mo ago Boosted by @Terry@poa.st Replying to @Terry__dup_2375@poa.st yo these yt folk be eating us Black pipo until the 1970s @Terry@poa.st Niggers