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John Maxwell

@jmax@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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He/him.
Them sheep is all liars.
Reluctantly aging geek.
LLMs are a scam.
I miss you, Hobbes and Tux. You were the Best Cats.
Adopt the Juicero or be left behind.
Corporations are not people.
Lisps are the one true programming language family, Scheme is its purest member, and Emacs is its temple.

202 Followers
244 Following
50 Posts
Joined December 12, 2022
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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@gumnos@mastodon.bsd.cafe Oh. You also have to grant your agent carefully controlled permissions: sudo rm -rf / Of course, everything gets easier if you just always run as root; my original command works OK then.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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@gumnos@mastodon.bsd.cafe - for better efficiency, optimize your entire filesystem: rm -rf /

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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Poor Kash just wants to get laid, and figures he has a chance this way.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@cafou@raru.re @catsalad@infosec.exchange Even the cat is amazed. Horrified, but amazed.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Also, her new baby sleeps through the night better.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@Computer@dice.camp #### back channel content #### Greetings, happy Citizens! Free Enterprise of PAL-N-TIR sector is selling advance access to Friend Computer's advance announcements. Bidding starts after tomorrow's episode of The Teela O'Malley Show. ##### end back channel ####
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@michaelc@scholar.social Still, it's less painful than my previous habit of burning my hands. Had fun soldering electronics projects in the process, though.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@crazyeddie@mastodon.social @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to - The cutting edge work these days is in hamster-hamster collision devices; e.g. the Large Hamster Collider.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange - "What's the point when I can't see Mila?"
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@tinker@infosec.exchange It collapses when either the whole system does, or when Altman, Elmo, et al find a better grift.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social - Hoo boy am I in trouble.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Do we get our own language?
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@jack_daniel@mastodon.social I don't know about that; I always end up neck and neck.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I had a boss who loved the expression "Now, I'm just pulling numbers outa my ass..." until a co-worker asked him to please find somewhere else to keep his numbers.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@FoxesInLove@social.neonpaws.digital Anybody know the technical term for "divination by examining bird poop"? There has to be one.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@ColinTheMathmo@mathstodon.xyz Where's my 100% button? *ducks*
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@stux@mstdn.social - Hmm. It would have to be made in the USA at least 35 years ago.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt No, my friend. I am a heated surface, with petting and skritching attachments installed.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@sundogplanets@mastodon.social 🍀🤞
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@Axolotl1@gaygeek.social K. Will there be cookies? Also, I'm not the lightest person in the world, so maybe put me down and let me walk?
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@chaos0815@phpc.social Look, it's not my fault that the thing is thin skinned and can't handle profanity.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Helicopter or autogyro, I wonder.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social Asshole.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@alice@lgbtqia.space - You sure that's not a threesome?
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@alice@lgbtqia.space That is a terrifying thought. Also, you are correct.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@tina@mastodon.babb.no @cstross@wandering.shop Well, yeah. Any sport where they have to outlaw hydrazine as a fuel because people are actually using it...
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social IGGY!
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Straightened up, I see.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@jasongorman@mstdn.business Well, that's only because we haven't found the right metric. 🙄
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Obviously.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social But poor Irv was hoping so hard...
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Baseless slander! Those are all checks to see if gravity is still working OK.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Nobody said "kids _drink_ free". The kids' Bud Light is $57.99.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social And replace it with Debian AI-loving crap.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social *nom* Yeah, me too. *nom*
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Aw. Crap.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social OK, I'll accept this one. Maybe rename Dulles.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@adelfaure@mastodon.art Appropriate, since skeletons are usually wired.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to - When the babies have built-in parachutes, it gets tempting.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@mattblaze@federate.social The real reason Congress hates it.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@obot50549535@left-bank.net @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Fair, and correct as a general observation (I have served several Feline Overlords and seen such tail usage often). However, OP clearly specified that the tail was in use as a rotor here. 😝
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Truly. He needs sax, not violins.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Franchise opportunities available in my area.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@Axolotl1@gaygeek.social - OK. It's your back; abuse it as you wish. What about cookies?
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Ah yes. The days when LOTR was released.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop Someone tries to revive top fuel dragster racing, and is widely regarded as somewhere between very eccentric and dangerously insane.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Dog: "Yeah? Good."
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 4w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Seriously. That Twilight Zone made me cry.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io Good.
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John Maxwell @jmax@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social The Park Service Corps of Orbital Engineers doesn't get enough respect; that was an excellent shot.
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