jenn schiffer

do journalists come on here to say mastodon is dying like they do on bluesky every 2 weeks or are they terrified of this place lol

RE: https://gardenstate.social/@jenn/114317211568716618

https://livelaugh.blog/posts/10-years-of-hotter-and-smarter/

landlord and andy installed the ac units tonight, rock and fuckin roll

i had no idea what i was doing when i started this but after nearly 10 hours of work…i still have no idea

tonight instead of braising my fried tofu I smothered it in bbq sauce and served it on king‘s hawaiian sweet pretzel buns (which i only learned the existence of today) and it rocked

pumagreg talks a lot in this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWY0BUvmPEE

here i am with my latest pixel art painting

your local renaissance woman checking in to show you the hardcover i made for my field notes and why i will be peeling glue out of my hair for couple days

i made this ceramic clock!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93dikysou3A

my nemesis neighbor looked at my ripped jeans and then looked up at me from her 1.5ft tall gremlin point of view and said “hmm, coming back from work?” i want to push her on her mattress while she’s sleeping into the river, parent trap style

happy new year

new candles,
new bug report

🪻🌲🪲✍️

https://bugsrock.online/blog/february-2026-release/

candles can have a changelog, too. nice TWOmato is the second version of my hit fresh-off-the-vine scented pillar. bring a little jersey italian to your holiday, from this jersey italian 🍅🤌

https://bugsrock.online/shop#!/nice-TWOmato/p/799930501

on Memorial Day aka May 25th, Jamie and i will be back at wonderville (nyc) with ~robot karaoke~. 🌭👾🍻🎶

sing foia‘d roblox complaints and other text collections to the tune of your go-to karaoke songs while playing indie arcade games, chomping on gourmet hot dogs and sipping libations!

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@troutgirl/116190669407842409

hey seattle pals! #seattle #pnw #ballard

last week the chickens started talking to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBPQ1YAAo6E

that time of year where you wanna chill and hang outside with your neighbors but you also gotta be on alert for blasted drivers in broad daylight https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/nyc-suspected-drunk-driver-crash-father-triplets-b2977884.html

the shop is back open with a couple core items to bring some warmth in these chilly, dark days 🍳☀️ https://bugsrock.online

last week was kind of a clunker but i am out of the fog and born 2 blog https://livelaugh.blog/posts/weekly-retro-54/

updated ios and was wondering if anyone had an idea why there is this weird yellow text and border happening on iOS (can’t replicate on desktop) where it’s typically black. doesn’t happen in dark mode for me

🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/jennschiffer.com some crafts after dark (east coast)

🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/jennschiffer.com one hour of making things

remember the blizzard last week? https://livelaugh.blog/posts/weekly-retro-56/

🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/jennschiffer.com live, laugh, hang out

🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/jennschiffer.com talking about my february favorites