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j5v

@j5v@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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Creative geek: maker of music and synths, casual artist, programmer/analyst, wrangler of foundations of physics, fiction writer.

Not related to my day job (tech writer, content strategist, software developer).

121 Followers
162 Following
25 Posts
Joined November 16, 2022
My website:
https://johnvalentine.co.uk
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@katemorley "Yes, that's because —" "Ow!"
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@colinstu As someone who remembers packing bits and worrying about approaching address &A6F0, the reach for petabytes worries me that someone is doing it wrong.
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@mjd@mathstodon.xyz I think it's both, but finding bugs is a nice bonus. In bigger projects it helps identify useful patterns and raise flags to cross-pollinate ideas or communicate a change more widely.
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@kaflurbaleen I'm fairly sure that's a CAT scanner.
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@dramypsyd@ohai.social Now, does this platform need me to press Shift-Enter for a new line? Nope, I sent it 🙄
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io Then there's Microsoft, "This could take up to 10 minutes or more."
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@beandreams They're not communicating enough. And if is a problem for you, they now need to know your preference or needs.
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@pluralistic The present danger I see is that reverse-centaur humans will resign themselves to not being able to assess the sheer quantity of AI slop, thereby polluting hard-won knowledge with an unstoppable quantity of unverified liability. Of course the marketed answer is to funnel companies into buying yet more agentic LLM systems to take that load, but it doesn't stop the slop. It just creates more dependency on LLMs. It's a trap.
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@SteveRudolfi@mastodon.social Let's keep Google away from DNS, because they'll hijack that also, to intercept direct requests. Oh, they already do DNS. :/
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop Beware the day ball; it burns!
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop Seconded: Herman Miller Aeron. Expensive but solidly engineered. I bought it in 2019 to be stable, reliable, and last a while, and because I'd heard that it had genuinely good back support. It might not work for everyone, so I'd second the advice to give one a try before you buy.
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 10mo ago
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@Gargron@mastodon.social Manchester Library, with Town Hall in background?
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 18mo ago
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@sny@troet.cafe Pull apart at back hinges :)
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 20mo ago
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@benalldridge@mastodon.social Binoculars into a no-lens SLR camera, held together with hope. Maybe it didn't work, I can't remember. I was going for very high zoom, and I think I ended up using a 200mm lens also, for a ridiculous telephoto zoom, with the binoculars as a light bucket. Resolution at the centre was tack-sharp, but fell off uselessly within 60% of the frame. I was experimenting with photographing distant landscape features, and succeeded in capturing distant landmarks from viewpoints.
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 35mo ago
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@ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt "How to reduce your carbon footprint."
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 10mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop Me, but I'm not competent enough. Real answer: if the subject matter suited, Philipp Urlich.
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@mattgrayyes May the Sith be with you.
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@mads@fedi.mvpgame.dev Long been a fan of this site. I have other favorite sound sets from here, and people find their own to suit their needs.
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@rpbook@gts.phillipsuk.org I have a bite from an Italian I know. They're happy to help but are busy tonight. Feel free to email text along to j5v at johnvalentine.co.uk
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@DamonHD@mastodon.social I've often wondered about this (as someone with a technical background, but outside the industry): the best approach with zoning, TRVs, and [side topic] are various related industries failing to innovate and just accept the inefficient status quo to let the consumers keep burning gas?
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 25mo ago
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@sundogplanets@mastodon.social I've wondered how much extra cost this incurs everywhere else, in order for Starlink to attempt to turn a selfish profit.
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@david@muenster.im @pluralistic@mamot.fr Yes, public service is motivated to provide a service, whereas privatised services are motivated to provide as little service as possible.
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j5v @j5v@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@amerpie@social.lol Help! I keep landing on the snake.
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