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Well, other than lava
#monsterdon
John Carpenter can have little a animatronic monsters as a treat
This kaiju spider actor I believe is a Texas Brown (Aphonopelma hentzi) based on the light carapace and patch on the abdomen. They are known to be docile, calm, and curious. They are large but shy.
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Nice seeing you again Hayden Christenson, don't get hit by a car again
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Things I want: a nice axe for cutting wood
Someone tried to insist to me that selling courses online is an MLM and my god do people not realize every grift isn't automatically an MLM
Still so fucked up that to get one root canal and one filling it’s almost $1500 like how tf am I supposed to pay for that
Aren’t y’all glad y’all got to watch a John carpenter movie this week?
I too disassociate like a deer in headlights when a minecart briskly rolls towards me at a completely avoidable speed
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H'wat in the white bullshit was that
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They keep trying to tell me what to write but it just ends up being gay monster porn and they’re very frustrated.
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When he yelled “Mrs. Pickman!”, my husband looked over and said, “I wonder what her favorite Nintendo franchise is.”
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@hannah@posts.rat.pictures that fuckin rules haha
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@hannah@posts.rat.pictures topic aside, that cover and fabric binding is amazing
Husband: so how was the movie?
Me: well there were some fun 80s wolf effects
Husband: that's good!
Me: ...also it is was kinda really racist
Hubs: oh no.... It was about indigenous people wasn't it...
Me: YEAH...
Hubs: were there any actual native people in it?
Me: NOT REALLY...LIKE...just extras really...
Hubs: of course not...
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@ramsey@don.monster I was also thinking about that re: kindergarten cop. Amazingly this predates The Substitute, too
#monsterdon is the cat not incredible are y'all finally seeing why I'm so into this movie
#tombofligeia
If y’all want some actually good Midge Ure check out his album ‘Fragile’ it fucking kills
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I will not stand for all this Midge slander
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I keep almost dozing off and then the bug noise starts up again #monsterdon
GO GET HELP YOU DUMB BROAD
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Commercial jingle written and produced by Richard Seaman
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MOUTH OF MADNESS AAAAAAAA
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Kevin Conster is a charisma vacuum
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Hobie when he smells shrimp but he can't get into the room #monsterdon #tombofligeia
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@bascule@mas.to PBS continues to be the GOAT
Yeah bc it's a fucking cave people go missing in them all the time bc if it's unmaintained you're gonna just slip and die
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“What about ‘Nam?”
This kid is great actually
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That, doctor, is misogyny #monsterdon
Noooo that was a juvenile! Don't torment a child!
Also don't throw them off surfaces it could shatter their exoskeleton 😭
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MINIATURES!!!!
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Basically this movie is trying to sell us on the idea that two of the most docile and popular beginner pet tarantulas are menaces to society.
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stictor gro(c)k
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Egon go to therapy for fuck sake
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Sheriff one foot in the grave
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This child is not very bright is he
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Apparently up until his death, Cohen had a couple of the prop Charlie heads still which is pretty amazing
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All the bad shit worth it to just vibe to Midge Ure
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It’s exactly the same as the locust except the size and it hasn’t become a locust, so I guess it’s not exactly the same
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We are still at the radio station because Tubi has slammed us with so many ad breaks lmao. Ironic really #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I love Vincent fighting a prop cat but also no sell fighting a real cat bc he clearly does not want to hurt the poor thing
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Those practical effects were fun as shit and WTF was up with Stacey Keach’s whole… aesthetic.
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Cash RE-ward #monsterdon
The scriptwriter was unhappy with the casting of Price because he was "too old" and he wanted someone "unnaturally attractive" that a younger woman could "realistically" fall for.
Bro really didn't understand women, huh.
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That high schooler is older than me and I'm almost 40...
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